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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Jan-21 16:44:56

How I wish I'd got my hair cut
I look like a long hairy mutt
It gets all matted
Better if plaited
And of jokes I'm lately the butt.

Wield the scissors and hope for the best

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 17:57:52

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying ‘try and test’

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Jangran99 Wed 06-Jan-21 20:46:52

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying ‘try and test’
And if you succeed

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 21:11:59

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying ‘try and test’
And if you succeed
In doing the deed

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Hellogirl1 Wed 06-Jan-21 22:03:14

Wield the scissors and hope for the best
There is a saying "try and test"
And if you succeed
In doing the deed
You won`t be the topic of jest

My hair has reverted to grey

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Jan-21 22:38:15

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 22:39:45

My hair has reverted to grey
I was quite dark, just yesterday

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FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 02:02:16

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say
No fiddling with dye

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henetha Thu 07-Jan-21 10:56:57

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say
No fiddling with dye
I shan't even try

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 07-Jan-21 11:41:30

My hair has reverted to grey
Though easier I have to say
No fiddling with dye
I shan't even try
I'll be a role model for today.

From the front cover of Vogue I'll smile.

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FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 22:01:51

From the front cover of Vogue I'll smile.
Grey Power will trend for a while.

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Hellogirl1 Thu 07-Jan-21 22:29:53

From the front page of Vogue I`ll smile
Grey power will trend for a while
I`m a sleek silver ghost

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crazyH Thu 07-Jan-21 22:31:24

From the front page of Vogue I`ll smile
Grey power will trend for a while
I`m a sleek silver ghost
I'm making the most

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Jan-21 09:09:13

From the front page of Vogue I`ll smile
Grey power will trend for a while
I`m a sleek silver ghost
I'm making the most
Of what, for me, is a new style.

I’m hoping my look will beguile

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henetha Fri 08-Jan-21 10:36:51

I’m hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Jan-21 13:34:32

I'm hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile
So chic a vision

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Jan-21 17:11:05

hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile
So chic a vision
I'm on a mission

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Hellogirl1 Fri 08-Jan-21 22:40:37

Hoping my look will beguile
Every man within a square mile
So chic a vision
I`m on a mission
To make every Romeo smile

They all loved to see her look happy

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Jangran99 Sat 09-Jan-21 00:19:37

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Jan-21 06:38:50

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie
It seems with a grin

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henetha Sat 09-Jan-21 10:12:40

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie
It seems with a grin
She said "Do come in"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 09-Jan-21 13:36:50

They all loved to see her look happy
That's how she beguiled every chappie
It seems with a grin
She said, "Do come in"
The paparazzi were so snappy.

A young photographer called Charlie

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Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Jan-21 00:13:52

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley

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henetha Sun 10-Jan-21 11:21:51

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley
He broke the speed limit

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Hellogirl1 Sun 10-Jan-21 23:50:58

A young photographer called Charlie
Went to work every day on a Harley
He broke the speed limit
Attempting to mimic

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