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Limericks 14

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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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nanna8 Fri 15-Jan-21 05:29:36

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst
One led to another
Ruins a mother!
And as for your liver, it's cursed.

One day when out walking I spied

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Hellogirl1 Fri 15-Jan-21 21:56:25

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn`t abide

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nanna8 Sat 16-Jan-21 10:11:55

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn’t abide
With face like thunder

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henetha Sat 16-Jan-21 10:25:07

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn’t abide
With face like thunder,
He's from down under

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Jan-21 11:18:35

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn’t abide
With face like thunder,
He's from down under
I hurriedly increased my stride

Wish he’d not left Australia

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Jan-21 12:47:36

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea

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crazyH Sat 16-Jan-21 13:42:15

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea
My butt stuck out

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FarNorth Sat 16-Jan-21 14:57:18

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea
My butt stuck out
And he gave a shout

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Jan-21 16:09:29

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea
My butt stuck out
And he gave a shout
‘To have missed that would be failure,’

A visitor to Kew Gardens

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nanna8 Mon 18-Jan-21 07:23:59

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 10:44:40

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent
Gazed at their beauty

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henetha Mon 18-Jan-21 11:35:18

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent
Gazed at their beauty
Standing there mutely

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 12:25:50

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent
Gazed at their beauty
Standing there mutely
Took one to his garden and planted

With bated breath he long waited

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FarNorth Mon 18-Jan-21 13:36:46

With bated breath he long waited
Til, to his pal, he yelled "Hey, Ted"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Jan-21 13:46:25

With bated breath he long waited
Til, to his pal, he yelled, "Hey Ted"
When will it flower?

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crazyH Mon 18-Jan-21 15:00:02

With bated breath he long waited
Til, to his pal, he yelled, "Hey Ted"
When will it flower?
It’s taking for ever

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nanna8 Tue 19-Jan-21 10:03:48

With bated breath he long waited
Til,to his pal, he yelled, “Hey Ted”
When will it flower?
It’s taking for ever
Perhaps the plant is ill fated

A rose can be many colours

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crazyH Tue 19-Jan-21 11:16:27

A rose can be many colours
Pinks, reds or even bright yellows

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Dragonella Tue 19-Jan-21 22:24:19

A rose can be many colours
Pinks, reds or even bright yellows
But my garden each Spring

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 01:07:55

A rose can be many colours
Pinks, reds or even bright yellows
But my garden each Spring
Is just full of green

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nanna8 Wed 20-Jan-21 07:52:05

A rose can be many colours
Pinks,reds or even bright yellows
But my garden each Spring
Is just full of green
And weeds outnumber the flowers!

A beautiful day is a joy

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henetha Wed 20-Jan-21 10:59:46

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 11:08:36

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy
But wet and windy

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nanna8 Wed 20-Jan-21 11:43:21

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy
It wet and windy
Is just plain nasty

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 12:22:39

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy
It wet and windy
Is just plain nasty
Let’s get a boat and go ahoy !!!!

Nothing to do, so I’ll watch Biden

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