Limericks 14

My first resolution is burst
Sadly for gin I had a thirst
One led to another
Ruins a mother!
And as for your liver, it's cursed.

One day when out walking I spied

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn`t abide

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn’t abide
With face like thunder

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn’t abide
With face like thunder,
He's from down under

One day when out walking I spied
A neighbour I couldn’t abide
With face like thunder,
He's from down under
I hurriedly increased my stride

Wish he’d not left Australia

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea
My butt stuck out

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea
My butt stuck out
And he gave a shout

Wish he'd not left Australia
I hid behind an azalea
My butt stuck out
And he gave a shout
‘To have missed that would be failure,’

A visitor to Kew Gardens

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent
Gazed at their beauty

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent
Gazed at their beauty
Standing there mutely

A visitor to Kew gardens
For orchids had love most ardent
Gazed at their beauty
Standing there mutely
Took one to his garden and planted

With bated breath he long waited

With bated breath he long waited
Til, to his pal, he yelled "Hey, Ted"

With bated breath he long waited
Til, to his pal, he yelled, "Hey Ted"
When will it flower?

With bated breath he long waited
Til, to his pal, he yelled, "Hey Ted"
When will it flower?
It’s taking for ever

With bated breath he long waited
Til,to his pal, he yelled, “Hey Ted”
When will it flower?
It’s taking for ever
Perhaps the plant is ill fated

A rose can be many colours

A rose can be many colours
Pinks, reds or even bright yellows

A rose can be many colours
Pinks, reds or even bright yellows
But my garden each Spring

A rose can be many colours
Pinks, reds or even bright yellows
But my garden each Spring
Is just full of green

A rose can be many colours
Pinks,reds or even bright yellows
But my garden each Spring
Is just full of green
And weeds outnumber the flowers!

A beautiful day is a joy

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy
But wet and windy

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy
It wet and windy
Is just plain nasty

A beautiful day is a joy
Let nothing dismay or annoy
It wet and windy
Is just plain nasty
Let’s get a boat and go ahoy !!!!

Nothing to do, so I’ll watch Biden