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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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MissTree Sun 05-Jul-20 19:18:37

Next day I felt a bit ill
I’d eaten more than my fill
Spent the day in the loo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 05-Jul-20 19:23:43

Next day I felt a bit ill
I'd eaten more than my fill
Spent the day in the loo
I don't half feel blue

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Bellanonna Sun 05-Jul-20 21:10:20

Next day I felt a bit ill
I’d eaten more than my fill
With too much red wine

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MissTree Sun 05-Jul-20 22:16:49

Next day I felt a bit ill
I'd eaten more than my fill
Spent the day in the loo
I don't half feel blue
Do you think I am over the hill?

Boris has been for the chop

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Bellanonna Sun 05-Jul-20 23:37:26

Apologies!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 06-Jul-20 09:55:50

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop

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henetha Mon 06-Jul-20 10:53:40

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop
Is it natural or dyed

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Bellanonna Mon 06-Jul-20 12:03:34

(Thought you meant vasectomy, lbc)

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop
Is it natural or dyed?
“Oh, it’s natural’, he lied

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MissTree Mon 06-Jul-20 18:28:38

Boris has been for the chop
His hair? Still an untidy mop
Is it natural or dyed?
“Oh, it’s natural’, he lied
You can’t buy this in a shop !

Mr C is a bit of a scruff

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Jul-20 08:43:46

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff

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Bellanonna Tue 07-Jul-20 10:21:52

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff
We were not taken in

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henetha Tue 07-Jul-20 10:49:54

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff
We were not taken in
By his old cheeky grin

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MissTree Tue 07-Jul-20 13:49:00

Mr C is a bit of a scruff
With excuses a load of old guff
We were not taken in
By his old cheeky grin
No sane person believes that stuff

I long for the good old days

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FarNorth Tue 07-Jul-20 13:53:22

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Jul-20 22:45:13

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise
Refreshment to hand

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henetha Wed 08-Jul-20 10:35:21

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise
Refreshment to hand,
Listening to a band

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 08-Jul-20 11:27:54

I long for the good old days
Reclining at ease on a chaise
Refreshment to hand
Listening to a band
You can't beat those traditional ways.

My old pal from London is such a live-wire

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MissTree Thu 09-Jul-20 19:59:52

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire

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FarNorth Thu 09-Jul-20 20:02:01

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire
The insurance said 'Hey!'

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MissTree Thu 09-Jul-20 20:30:10

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire
The insurance said 'Hey!'
We’re not gonna pay

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 10-Jul-20 12:58:56

My old pal from London is such a live-wire
Once she set her house on fire
The insurance said, 'Hey!'
We're not gonna pay
With all your silly claims we say 'liar!'

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally

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FarNorth Fri 10-Jul-20 13:01:10

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally

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Annum Fri 10-Jul-20 13:31:49

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally
But they argued one day

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Squiffy Fri 10-Jul-20 16:53:20

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally
But they argued one day
And caused an affray

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Bellanonna Fri 10-Jul-20 20:38:34

She's so unlike her friend sensible Sally
For years and years they've been pally
But they argued one day
And caused an affray
Now the friendship belongs in Death Valley

So many people are going away

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