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Jangran99 Wed 01-Jul-20 09:39:57

Carrying on from

My garden was glad of the rain
Me too, 'cos watering's such a pain
The lawn is all soggy
Squelch and boggy

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Annum Fri 10-Jul-20 21:26:14

So many people are going away
Can’t blame them - I don’t want to stay

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Jangran99 Fri 10-Jul-20 23:25:30

So many people are going away
Can’t blame them - I don’t want to stay
But things will improve

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Jul-20 08:23:16

So many people are going away
Can’t blame them - I don’t want to stay
But things will improve
We’ll escape from this groove

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Annum Sat 11-Jul-20 08:30:30

So many people are going away
Can’t blame them - I don’t want to stay
But things will improve
We’ll escape from this groove
Sun’s shining so let’s all make hay!

I’m planning my UK staycation

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henetha Sat 11-Jul-20 09:56:47

I’m planning my UK staycation
In place of my usual vacation

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Jangran99 Sat 11-Jul-20 10:02:44

I’m planning my UK staycation
In place of my usual vacation
May not be as sunny

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Annum Sat 11-Jul-20 10:40:54

I’m planning my UK staycation
In place of my usual vacation
May not be as sunny
But saves loadsa money

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FarNorth Sat 11-Jul-20 11:01:03

I’m planning my UK staycation
In place of my usual vacation
May not be as sunny
But saves loadsa money
Which I'll spend on exfoliation

Smooth and slinky from head to my toes

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Juliet27 Sat 11-Jul-20 12:13:36

Smooth and slinky from head to my toes
So my body I'll be happy to expose

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Jul-20 12:19:57

Smooth and slinky from head to my toes
So my body I'll be happy to expose
But which type of swimsuit?

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MissTree Sat 11-Jul-20 21:50:15

Smooth and slinky from head to my toes
So my body I'll be happy to expose
But which type of swimsuit?
(Haven’t got too much loot )

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FarNorth Sat 11-Jul-20 22:58:30

Smooth and slinky from head to my toes
So my body I'll be happy to expose
But which type of swimsuit?
(Haven’t got too much loot )
I could make one from old evening clothes.

My mates say I'm really quite dapper

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Bellanonna Sun 12-Jul-20 00:33:31

My mates say I'm really quite dapper
And my husband’s doing well as a rapper

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MissTree Sun 12-Jul-20 08:52:51

My mates say I'm really quite dapper
And my husband’s doing well as a rapper
Puff Daddy he ain’t

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Annum Sun 12-Jul-20 09:11:26

My mates say I'm really quite dapper
And my husband’s doing well as a rapper
Puff Daddy he ain’t
But he looks so quaint

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henetha Sun 12-Jul-20 11:18:37

My mates say I'm really quite dapper
And my husband’s doing well as a rapper
Puff Daddy he ain’t
But he looks so quaint
When he nods off on stage, - he's a napper.

Today's a good day for a ramble

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FarNorth Sun 12-Jul-20 12:10:45

Today's a good day for a ramble
Though really much more of an amble

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Jul-20 13:47:28

Today's a good day for a ramble
Though really much more of an amble
Bit slow on my feet

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MissTree Sun 12-Jul-20 15:15:51

Today's a good day for a ramble
Though really much more of an amble
Bit slow on my feet
Not good in the heat

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Squiffy Sun 12-Jul-20 16:56:49

Today's a good day for a ramble
Though really much more of an amble
Bit slow on my feet
Not good in the heat
Ended up tangled in bramble.

I needed some help and some plasters

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MissTree Sun 12-Jul-20 18:27:14

I needed some help and some plasters
I’m getting around on some castors

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 12-Jul-20 18:38:31

I needed some help and some plasters
I'm getting around on some castors
My Zimmer frame's speedy

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Juliet27 Sun 12-Jul-20 21:42:12

I needed some help and some plasters
I'm getting around on some castors
My Zimmer frame's speedy
I'm feeling less needy

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Bellanonna Sun 12-Jul-20 22:58:41

I needed some help and some plasters
I'm getting around on some castors
My Zimmer frame's speedy
I'm feeling less needy
I must keep away from disasters

I fancy a ride on my bike

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Squiffy Sun 12-Jul-20 23:00:36

I fancy a ride on my bike
Though I’d be safer on a trike

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