Corona virus blues

Things have gone quiet for makers of hot tubs, but they say they are quite relaxed about it and will just soak it up.

The tattooist said the whole thing’s getting under his skin

The AA can't seem to find their way at the moment, but are confident they will be able to plan a route around the problem and make repairs to their finances.

Kick Boxers say it all feels like a kick in the teeth

Makers of men's shirts say they will eventually iron out their problems.

Cycle repair shop apologises for closing and leaving their customers deflated

Welsh slate manufacturers are still busy making roofing tiles and are confident they will weather the storm.

Children's toy manufacturers were upset at first and threw their toys out of the pram. Since then they have been playing with their figures and are coming up with new ideas all the time.

Toilet paper manufacturers are on a roll, and celebrating a most successful year with their traditional toast of 'Bottoms Up!'

They’ll be glad the s* times are behind them
( apologies if that was too rude)

Viagra manufacturers have said they're finding it very hard.

They just cant keep it up can they

Despite all the home improvements going on wallpaper is taking a bit of a pasting, although paint sales are still running smoothly.

The local opticians couldn’t see their way out of the lockdown

Nappy manufacturers have pooh-pooed the idea that sales have suffered.

The soft furnishing company thinks that unless business picks up it will be curtains for them.

Clock makers say they are keeping things ticking over but time is running out and every second counts.