Corona virus blues

Clock makers say they are keeping things ticking over but time is running out and every second counts.

The soft furnishing company thinks that unless business picks up it will be curtains for them.

Nappy manufacturers have pooh-pooed the idea that sales have suffered.

The local opticians couldn’t see their way out of the lockdown

Despite all the home improvements going on wallpaper is taking a bit of a pasting, although paint sales are still running smoothly.

They just cant keep it up can they

Viagra manufacturers have said they're finding it very hard.

They’ll be glad the s* times are behind them
( apologies if that was too rude)

Toilet paper manufacturers are on a roll, and celebrating a most successful year with their traditional toast of 'Bottoms Up!'

Children's toy manufacturers were upset at first and threw their toys out of the pram. Since then they have been playing with their figures and are coming up with new ideas all the time.

Welsh slate manufacturers are still busy making roofing tiles and are confident they will weather the storm.

Cycle repair shop apologises for closing and leaving their customers deflated

Makers of men's shirts say they will eventually iron out their problems.

Kick Boxers say it all feels like a kick in the teeth

The AA can't seem to find their way at the moment, but are confident they will be able to plan a route around the problem and make repairs to their finances.

The tattooist said the whole thing’s getting under his skin

Things have gone quiet for makers of hot tubs, but they say they are quite relaxed about it and will just soak it up.

Battery sales have gone a bit flat. Manufacturers are hoping to recharge their business when things are back to normal.

The VCR store manager states he wants it all put on record

The milliner said let’s take our hats off to the NHS

Champagne makers have had the fizz taken out of their profits

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Turkey farmers are telling me that this is really knocking the stuffing out of their businesses.

Puppeteers have had to pull some strings to survive.

Pullover manufacturers are sweating it out.

Mechanical engineers, on the other hand, have got into gear and things are moving again for them.

Dress shops are wearing it well, but say that making a profit seems to have gone out of fashion

Makers of sofas and armchairs say they've had the stuffing knocked out of them and they'll just have to sit it out.