Limericks 10

My foot would connect with his rear
Won't be able to sit down for a year
He'll learn to his cost
All his marbles are lost
Had enough, I am leaving you, my dear.

I'm finding myself a new man

I'm finding myself a new man
The lonely heart pages I'll scan

I`m finding myself a new man
The lonely hearts pages I`ll scan
He must first be handsome

I`m finding myself a new man
The lonely hearts pages I`ll scan
He must first be handsome
And worth a Queen's ransom

I`m finding myself a new man
The lonely hearts pages I`ll scan
He must first be handsome
And worth a Queen's ransom
And willing to dance a can-can.

I do love a man who can dance

I do love a man who can dance
As long as there's no ants in his pants

I do love a man who can dance
As long as there's no ants in his pants
I will float in his arms

I do love a man who can dance
As long as there's no ants in his pants
I will float in his arms
He'll fall for my charms

I do love a man who can dance
As long as there's no ants in his pants
I will float in his arms
He'll fall for my charms
And my life will be full of romance.

But what if I find he's a bore?

But what if I find he's a bore?
Making conversation will be a chore

But what if I find he's a bore?
Making conversation will be a chore
Time for action

But what if I find he`s a bore?
Making conversation will be a bore
Time for action
Hoping for a reaction

But what if I find he's a bore?
Making conversation will be a chore
Time for action
Hoping for a reaction
Try The Argy and ask for Thor

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Sorry....

I never get my clothes right

I never get my clothes right
Some too loose, some too tight

I never get my clothes right
Some too loose, some too tight
Colours are drab

I never get my clothes right
Some too loose, some too tight
Colours are drab
Nothing hides my flab

I never get my clothes right
Some too loose, some too tight
Colours are drab
Nothing hides my flab
But at least it stays out of sight.

They say you should be out and proud

They say you should be out and proud
It's not enough to be one of the crowd

They say you should be out and proud
It's not enough to be one of the crowd
So strut your stuff

They say you should be out and proud
It's not enough to be one of the crowd
So strut your stuff
Until you've had enough

They say you should be out and proud
It's not enough to be one of the crowd
So strut your stuff
Until you've had enough
And come out fast and loud.

Clothes maketh the man they say

Clothes maketh the man they say
That's just the image, may I say?

Clothes maketh the man they say
That's just the image, may I say?
Honest and loyal