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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Sept-19 13:17:43

There was a young lady of Slough
Who was ever so skilled with a plough
She challenged big Bess
To plough without mess
Her furrows were dead straight, and how!

The rivalry between them was intense

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Oldandverygrey Thu 05-Sept-19 16:09:13

The rivalry between them was intense
They were both on opposing sides of the fence

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FarNorth Thu 05-Sept-19 21:08:49

The rivalry between them was intense
They were both on opposing sides of the fence
The judge shouted 'GO!'

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callgirl1 Thu 05-Sept-19 21:14:23

The rivalry between them was intense
They wereboth on opposing sides of the fence
The judge shouted "GO!"
Alas, Bess was too slow

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Grannycool52 Thu 05-Sept-19 22:41:01

The rivalry between them was intense
They were both on opposing sides of the fence
The judge shouted "GO!"
Alas, Bess was too slow
And Slough Lady's victory was immense.


(Courtesy of Bradfordlass above)
Bessie pulls a great pint in the local

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callgirl1 Thu 05-Sept-19 22:59:27

Bessie pulls a great pint in the local
Where she often can get very vocal

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Sept-19 23:44:02

Bessie pulls a great pint in the local
Where she often can get very vocal
She says what she feels

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 00:20:30

Bessie pulls a great pint in the local
Where she often can get very vocal
She says what she feels
Cares not what she deals

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 01:09:58

Bessie pulls a great pint in the local
Where she often can get very vocal
She says what she feels
Cares not what she deals
Wishing she could get a proposal

A sailor wanted to marry Bessie

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 06-Sept-19 08:59:30

A sailor wanted to marry Bessie
"No, on your bike", she cried, "You big Jessie"

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henetha Fri 06-Sept-19 10:20:24

A sailor wanted to marry Bessie
"No, on your bike", she cried, "You big Jessie"
So he went back to sea

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 10:27:31

A sailor wanted to marry Bessie
"No, on your bike", she cried, "You big Jessie"
So he went back to sea
Heartbroken, "why me?"

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grandtanteJE65 Fri 06-Sept-19 12:17:04

A sailor wanted to marry Bessie
"No, on your bike", she cried, "You big Jessie"
So he went back to sea
Heartbroken, "why me?"
Why are life and emotions so messy?

His ship next called in Hong Kong,

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 12:36:59

His ship next called in Hong Kong,
He was hoping he'd find a pretty Miss Wong

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Oldandverygrey Fri 06-Sept-19 17:47:50

His ship next called in Hong Kong
He was hoping he'd find a pretty Miss Wong
However, much to his dismay

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Grannycool52 Fri 06-Sept-19 18:24:03

His ship next called in Hong Kong
He was hoping he'd find a very pretty Miss Wong
However, much to his dismay
His boat sank in the bay

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crazyH Fri 06-Sept-19 18:27:45

His ship next called in Hong Kong
He was hoping he'd find a pretty Miss Wong
However, much to his dismay
His boat sank in the bay
He knew he had done something wrong.

The coast guards were there to rescue him

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 06-Sept-19 22:22:09

The coast guards were there to rescue him
Thank goodness, because he couldn't swim

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BradfordLass72 Sat 07-Sept-19 08:07:18

The coast guards were there to rescue him
Thank goodness, because he couldn't swim
He floundered about

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henetha Sat 07-Sept-19 10:37:11

The coast guards were there to rescue him
Thank goodness, because he couldn't swim
He floundered about,
Swallowed a huge trout

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 07-Sept-19 14:41:15

The coast guards were there to rescue him
Thank goodness, because he couldn't swim
He floundered about
Swallowed a huge trout
Sadly, he'd gone out too far on a limb.

So he thought he would stick to dry land

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Grannycool52 Sat 07-Sept-19 16:17:09

So he thought he would stick to dry land
Start a business where there was demand

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Jangran99 Sat 07-Sept-19 21:17:34

So he thought he would stick to dry land
Start a business where there was demand
A ‘chippie’ maybe?

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crazyH Sat 07-Sept-19 21:32:33

So he thought he would stick to dry land
Start a business where there was demand
A ‘chippie’ maybe?
Estate agency?

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crazyH Sat 07-Sept-19 21:33:10

So he thought he would stick to dry land
Start a business where there was demand
A ‘chippie’ maybe?
Or Estate agency?

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