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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 03-Sept-19 18:32:40

He fled to an island deserted
So around it at first he skirted
He then built a hut
But, got into a rut
And to his horror became introverted

How will this shy boy cope?

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callgirl1 Tue 03-Sept-19 21:14:32

How will this shy boy cope?
Will he just sit there and mope?

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 03-Sept-19 21:16:11

How will this shy boy cope?
Will he just sit there and mope?
He wants to dance

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moggie Tue 03-Sept-19 21:29:23

He wants to dance
He’s in a trance
He’s hoping a girl will give him a chance
He didn’t even get a glance

Will he retreat back into his shell

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Grannycool52 Tue 03-Sept-19 22:08:47

Will he retreat back into his shell?
Given his history it's hard to tell

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 22:43:53

Back to WOODMOUSE
How will this shy boy cope?
Will he just sit there and mope?
He wants to dance
Given the chance

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callgirl1 Tue 03-Sept-19 22:49:36

How will this shy boy cope?
Will he just sit there and mope?
He wants to dance
Given the chance
Let`s hope all the girls don`t say "Nope"!

The orchestra struck up The Last Waltz

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crazyH Tue 03-Sept-19 22:50:55

How will this shy boy cope?
Will he just sit there and mope?
He wants to dance
Given the chance
It's always good to hope.

This endearing young lad

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Sept-19 23:45:03

How will this shy boy cope?
Will he just sit there and mope?
He wants to dance
Given the chance
Let`s hope all the girls don`t say "Nope"!

The orchestra struck up The Last Waltz
The lad said ,"I don't care if it is shmaltz

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callgirl1 Wed 04-Sept-19 00:14:53

The orchestra struck up The Last Waltz
The lad said ,"I don`t care if it is shmaltz,
I want some romance,

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Sept-19 07:29:40

The orchestra struck up The Last Waltz
The lad said ,"I don`t care if it is shmaltz,
I want some romance
A shy little glance

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Sept-19 09:39:39

The orchestra struck up the last waltz
The lad said, "I don't care if it's schmaltz"
I want some romance
A shy little glance
I'll steal a kiss when the music halts.

I'll be brave and ask, "May I have this dance?"

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FarNorth Wed 04-Sept-19 10:53:19

I'll be brave and ask, "May I have this dance?"
With that very cute lady from France

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henetha Wed 04-Sept-19 12:16:11

I'll be brave and ask, "May I have this dance?"
With that very cute lady from France
We could do the Can-Can

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crazyH Wed 04-Sept-19 12:18:57

I'll be brave and ask, "May I have this dance?"
With that very cute lady from France
We could do the Can-Can
Unless she issues a ban

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FarNorth Wed 04-Sept-19 15:09:39

I'll be brave and ask, "May I have this dance?"
With that very cute lady from France
We could do the Can-Can
Unless she issues a ban
Then I will just gaze, in a trance.

Big Bessie drives tractor and trailer

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Jangran99 Wed 04-Sept-19 20:36:31

Big Bessie drives tractor and trailer
Her nickname is Vlad the Impaler

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callgirl1 Wed 04-Sept-19 21:13:41

Big Bessie drives tractor and trailer
Her nickname is Vlad the Impaler
She ploughs a straight farrow

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callgirl1 Wed 04-Sept-19 23:16:33

Sorry, for farrow read furrow!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 05-Sept-19 09:06:03

Big Bessie drives tractor and trailer
Her nickname is Vlad the Impaler
She ploughs a straight furrow
She's competing tomorrow

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BradfordLass72 Thu 05-Sept-19 09:20:42

Big Bessie drives tractor and trailer
Her nickname is Vlad the Impaler
She ploughs a straight furrow
She's competing tomorrow
Gawd help the poor bloke on the bailer!

Bessie pulls a great pint in the local

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Sept-19 09:26:16

Big Bessie drives tractor and trailer
Her nickname is Vlad the Impaler
She ploughs a straight furrow
She's competing tomorrow
If she wins we'll all hail 'er!

There was a young lady of Slough

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FarNorth Thu 05-Sept-19 09:42:17

There was a young lady of Slough
Who was ever so skilled with a plough

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Jangran99 Thu 05-Sept-19 10:25:17

There was a young lady of Slough
Who was ever so skilled with a plough
She challenged big Bess,

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henetha Thu 05-Sept-19 10:53:54

There was a young lady of Slough
Who was ever so skilled with a plough
She challenged big Bess,
To plough without mess

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