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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 31-Mar-19 09:13:51

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers, trees and birds are very neat
The blossom is so cheering

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henetha Sun 31-Mar-19 11:12:06

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers, trees and birds are very neat
The blossom is so cheering
And the birdsong which I'm hearing

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Panache Sun 31-Mar-19 11:34:47

Outside treats are duly up my street
The flowers, trees and birds are very neat
The blossom is so cheering
And the birdsong which I'm hearing
Nature truly is such an amazing feat

Shorts and open top sportscars aplenty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Apr-19 09:11:18

Shorts and open top sports cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'

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henetha Mon 01-Apr-19 10:26:30

Shorts and open top sports cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'
But the rain came down

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Panache Mon 01-Apr-19 11:44:52

Shorts and open top sports cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'
But the rain came down
Which caused a frown

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Apr-19 15:32:36

Shorts and open top cars aplenty
For a weekend at my fisherman's 'penty'
But the rain came down
Which caused a frown
The weather does matter, that's elementary.

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter

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Panache Tue 02-Apr-19 10:25:15

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter

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henetha Tue 02-Apr-19 10:31:37

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter,
I'm tough as Schwarzenegger!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Apr-19 10:54:04

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter
I'm tough as Schwarzenegger!
I'd rather be a chooser than a beggar

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Panache Tue 02-Apr-19 13:21:43

It turned me into a bad tempered blighter
And from a mere boxer into a real fighter
I'm tough as Schwarzenegger!
I'd rather be a chooser than a beggar
And as for the sword I `d rather be mightier!

Coming back down from up on high

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grandtanteJE65 Tue 02-Apr-19 14:37:18

Coming back down from up on high
Landing at Heathrow, why oh, why
isn't there a luggage trolley in sight?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Apr-19 18:38:12

Coming back from up on high
Landing at Heathrow, why oh why
Isn't there a luggage trolley in sight?
That excess baggage doesn't weigh light

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henetha Wed 03-Apr-19 11:08:26

Coming back from up on high
Landing at Heathrow, why oh why
Isn't there a luggage trolley in sight?
That excess baggage doesn't weigh light
I vow again never to fly!

But my cousin flew in from Peru

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-Apr-19 13:57:56

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue

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BradfordLass72 Thu 04-Apr-19 07:44:33

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue
At Customs they said

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henetha Thu 04-Apr-19 10:48:47

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue
At Customs they said
"Hope you've brought a bed"!

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BeeWitch Thu 04-Apr-19 12:35:59

But my cousin flew in from Peru
Who then joined a very long queue
At Customs they said
"Hope you've brought a bed"!
Or a futon's acceptable too.

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grandtanteJE65 Thu 04-Apr-19 14:00:03

Now why would you want to stay here?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 04-Apr-19 15:21:11

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!

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Panache Thu 04-Apr-19 16:31:07

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!
A game or maybe two?

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BradfordLass72 Fri 05-Apr-19 08:22:21

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!
A game or maybe two?
Why not 'Give us a Clue'?

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henetha Fri 05-Apr-19 10:42:09

Now why would you want to stay here?
C'mon, let's roll out the beer!
A game or maybe two?
Why not 'Give us a Clue'?
Are you sure you're not a Brexiteer?

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty

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Panache Fri 05-Apr-19 16:32:46

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy

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grandtanteJE65 Fri 05-Apr-19 17:50:37

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy
A party was thrown that went on all night,

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