Limericks 6

This old quizzer wants to win big
How its achieved he cares not a fig!

This old quizzer wants to win big
How its achieved he cares not a fig!
Dreams can come true

This old quizzer wants to win big
How its achieved he cares not a fig!
Dreams can come true
So how about you?

This old quizzer wants to win big
How its achieved he cares not a fig!
Dreams can come true
So how about you?
A cough could help you to rig.

There once were two threads numbered six

There once were two threads numbered six
Unwittingly we're in a bit of a fix

There once were two threads numbered six
Unwittingly we're in a bit of a fix.
Which one shall I choose?

There once were two threads numbered six
Unwittingly we're in a bit of a fix
Which one shall I choose?
With no hisses or boos

There once were two threads numbered six
Unwittingly we're in a bit of a fix
Which one shall I choose?
With no hisses or boos
I'll do both as I like a good mix.

But will they both even survive?

But will they both even survive?
Or will one of them take a nose dive?

But will they both even survive
Or will one of them take a nose dive?
Oh dear, dearie me

But will they both even survive
Or will one of them take a nose dive?
Oh dear, dearie me,
I'd even like three!

But will they both even survive
Or will one of them take a nose dive?
Oh dear, dearie me,
I'd even like three!
Let each one,and yet more please thrive!

Greedy perhaps will be our name

Greedy perhaps will be our name
So give us some more of the same

Greedy perhaps will be our name
So give us some more of the same,
It's such harmless fun

Greedy perhaps will be our name
So give us some more of the same,
It's such harmless fun
When the chores are done

Greedy perhaps will be our name
so give us some more of the same
It's such harmless fun
When the chores are done
And we can't resist a good game

There's a greasy old fat berg in Sidmouth

There's a greasy old fat berg in Sidmouth
Well known to that region`s great sleuth

There's a greasy old fat berg in Sidmouth
Well known to that region's great sleuth
It is all kinds of tat held together by fat

There's a greasy old fat berg in Sidmouth
Well known to that region's great sleuth
It is all kinds of tat held together by fat
Sixty four metres long they say. Streuth!

Let us now turn to something more pleasant

Let us now turn to something more pleasant
On the moors an old poacher released a pheasant

Let us now turn to something more pleasant
On the moors an old poacher released a pheasant
Enthralled by the views all around

Let us now turn to something more pleasant
On the moors an old poacher released a pheasant
Enthralled by the views all around
It preened up on the high ground

Let us now turn to something more pleasant
On the moors an old poacher released a pheasant
Enthralled by the views all around
It preened up on the high ground
Ensuring it was so obviously omnipresent

The moorland,such a picture of heather

The moorland, such a picture of heather
A bright purple haze amidst rainy weather