Limericks 6

So Flossie the Fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy
A party was thrown that went on all night,
All were sozzled by morning light

So Flossie the fairy turned sixty
Who was inclined to be rather ditzy
A party was thrown that went on all night
All were sozzled by morning light
What went on - stays at the Ritzy!

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn
So she stayed on the ring road

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn
So she stayed on the ring road
When heading for her abode

Because that blabbermouth from Blackburn
Forgot her directions when supposed to turn
So she stayed on the ring road
When heading for her abode
Though for the party she really did yearn.

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"
But he tripped up one day

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"
But he tripped up one day
When he joined the affray

Though the flibbertigibbet from Flitwick
Was rather prone "in just taking the mick"
But he tripped up one day
When he joined the affray
Ending up feeling more than just a bit sick!!

Then came the vicar from down below

Then came the vicar from down below
"Gor blimey. look at this, what ho?"

Then came the vicar from down below
"Gor blimey. look at this, what ho?"
A fine kettle of fish

Then came the vicar from down below
"Gor blimey. look at this, what ho?"
A fine kettle of fish
in the communion dish

Then came the vicar from down below
'Gor blimey, look at this, what ho?'
A fine kettle of fish
in the communion dish
For the roof we need much more dough.

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em
He just can't think straight

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em
He just can't think straight
'Cos too much junk he has ate

Forsooth! The free-thinker from Fakenham
A long time to decide it has taken 'em
He just can't think straight
'Cos too much junk he has ate
Whilst sadly he ends up on a slab in the crem

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide
Forsooth! A belly so fat!

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide
Forsooth! A belly so fat!
From his mouth he spat!

Whilst stoking the embers there was espied
But Gadzooks! for the slab he was too wide
Forsooth! A belly so fat!
From his mouth he spat
If I tip up the side will he slide?

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon
Is even worse with his new metal hip on

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon
Is even worse with his new metal hip on
A band leader of a fashion

Now that terrible rascal from Ripon
Is even worse with his new hip on
A band leader of a fashion
Deep Purple, that's his passion