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phoenix Sun 28-Oct-18 14:52:11

Hello all, sending good wishes.

Well, the other evening I noticed what was (for me, at least) the first spotting of the Ridiculous Perfume Adverts that seem to appear at this time of year. confused

Now, I'm sure that some of these scents are perfectly lovely, unlike my first experience of Dior Poison when it was newly launched, which led to a friend and I driving back from Windsor with our arms out of the car hmm

Why can't they just show a picture of the bottle, and say "this is jolly nice, it smells like roses/new mown grass/lillies/leather/unwashed stable boys etc?

But no! The impression that they give is that the perfume is so delicious, that you might want to throw yourself off a pier in full evening dress, whilst your erstwhile beloved drives his car around the beach writing messages for you.

I was trying to think back to some of the ones from last Christmas, but can only vaguely remember black clad women slinking around dark alleys, and some silly tart venturing into the sea wearing a lot of jewellery grin

Margs Mon 29-Oct-18 10:59:01

Just to go a little off-piste ---remember the adverts for 'Shake'n'Vac'? Some daffy blonde chucking the stuff all over the carpet and then doing a silly dance round and round the lounge whilst partnering the Hoover and singing a even sillier song at the same time?

In no way (in my experience) could any carpet cleaning product make housework delightful and attractive!

Ditto over-priced perfumes.

GrannyBettie Mon 29-Oct-18 11:05:30

Miss A - I am crying with laughter at this. thanks for cheering up my day

Camelotclub Mon 29-Oct-18 11:09:54

I remember the one with Nicole Kidman saying she loved to dance. Cringggge. No idea what the scent was!

anitamp1 Mon 29-Oct-18 11:21:47

The advert driving me crazy and that I find cringeworthy at the moment is the 'juicy' shampoo ad. 'Isn't that juicy?' I shout at the tv 'NO, IT'S NOT'.

sazz1 Mon 29-Oct-18 11:21:48

My ex BIL used to invent advert slogans. One was the Fine Fare talking purse if anyone remembers that advert from the 70s. He was definitely cringe-worthy and a real eally

sazz1 Mon 29-Oct-18 11:23:13

Real Wally

Brigidsdaughter Mon 29-Oct-18 11:24:59

miss adventure Love it. Have shared with some friends. Great clip for a Monday morning - thank you!

GabriellaG Mon 29-Oct-18 11:25:00

My go-to is Armani Code.
I've dabbled with other fragrances since my late teens, Freesia (in push-up stick form) Tweed, Coty L'Aimant, Youth Dew (very heavy) Tabu (bus driver asked what it was as he wanted to buy for his wife)
More recent purchases have been Obsession (CK) Anais Anais, Chance, Miss Dior, Burberry Woman and Narcisco Rodriguez.
It depends on the occasion and daytime or evening.
I usually use Palmolive original soap in the shower and some L'Occitane Pivoine Floral hand cream as my daily routine.
It's often remarked that I always smell 'clean' or 'freshly laundered' which (I think) is a nice description.

GabriellaG Mon 29-Oct-18 11:32:19

I'm going to mildly object to the 'stable boy/lad comments.
Two close relatives are involved in racing, starting as stable staff which all are obliged to do regardless of their ultimate goal.
To my certain knowledge, they were neither were rough nor dirty. Quite the opposite.

GabriellaG Mon 29-Oct-18 11:34:12

* scratch 2nd 'were'blush

inishowen Mon 29-Oct-18 11:37:59

How do you advertise a smell? Quite difficult for the ad agencies I think.

GreenGran78 Mon 29-Oct-18 12:08:20

Why pick on perfume ads? Most advertisements are stupid

There are occasional ones which are eye-catching/informative/amusing, but most of them aren't worth spending time on. I don't watch much tv, but tend to record what I want to see, so that I can 'fast-forward' through the rubbish.

Has anyone actually ever bought anything after seeing it advertised on the 'telly?'

Joelise Mon 29-Oct-18 12:12:10

Thank you for that Miss A , hilarious !

Willow500 Mon 29-Oct-18 12:21:08

Lol Miss A that's very funny! I've never understood perfume ads either - maybe we're not supposed to. I do love Sia's Chandelier song though which is used for the pier jumping ad but even the video for that makes no sense!

KirbyGirl Mon 29-Oct-18 12:23:08

I'll add my thanks Misadventure for making me laugh on budget day!

mabon1 Mon 29-Oct-18 12:25:53

Worn Miss Dior for decades before these silly advertisements appeared. Just went to the perfumery department and had a try to see what I liked.

Bijou Mon 29-Oct-18 12:35:28

Some people must be taken in by these ads. When advertising first came on TV my mother used to buy products advertised. “Must be good it is on the television.”
The ads must pay otherwise why advertise. Although I believe I heard it is a way of paying less tax.
My grandson benefits because he is a graphic designer and works on some of the ads.

Rosina Mon 29-Oct-18 12:40:54

Oh yes - Poison! That was first marketed when used to go out for a meal with a friend every week, and walking up to her door I thought the local authorities had been spraying the weeds, the pungent aroma was so unpleasant. It was some time before I realised that she has sprayed herself with this expensive and absolutely horrible scent, and had to sit in a restaurant with her smelling like something I would use on greenfly, or clearing the drains. Did it smell better on anyone, I wonder, as evidently scent changes with different skins.

NotSpaghetti Mon 29-Oct-18 12:52:30

Re Poison... some years ago I stopped a woman in the street to ask her what perfume she was wearing. It was glorious, rich, seductive... totally lush and indulgent. It was Poison.
I rushed off to try it and left it on my skin for the requisite 15 mins or so but by then I'd forgotten about the fragrance as was certain I'd "trodden in something". It was a smell I couldn't shake until I realised what it was and had a thorough wash!
So no, it obviously doesn't suit everyone! grin

Willow10 Mon 29-Oct-18 13:10:21

I was given a bottle of Poisson back in the 80's and loved it! A friend told me that they had been trying to describe me to someone and that person said 'Oh, you mean the blonde lady who always smells so lovely!' So hopefully I was one that it suited! I used to like Tabac too and often wore it, even though it was a man's fragrance.

MysticalUnicorn Mon 29-Oct-18 13:17:06

Anyone got any unwashed stable boys to spare ...? With shirts off and plenty of muscles .....

123kitty Mon 29-Oct-18 13:20:36

Loved the John Paul Gautier ad set in a bathroom with a dozen women looking through a 2-way mirror at ripped guy on the other side, every time he moved the women sighed and giggled until he slid his hands into the top of his pants, then all the women swooned and fell to the floor in a faint.

granto3 Mon 29-Oct-18 13:23:53

oldbatty,,,,,,,,,,,, personally, an unwashed stable "man" would be my choice. Stable boys
I imagine, would still have a bit of growing up to do smile

HannahLoisLuke Mon 29-Oct-18 14:17:17

Yes, Natalie Portman behaving like a demented idiot. Who wants that kind of love? Nobody in their right mind I'll bet.
The other cringy one is Keira Knightly pouting away on a motorbike with her backside sticking out like an overgrown pumpkin!
Also that one with some actress climbing a silk rope and crooning J'Adore in a silly voice.
All so embarrassing.
I don't wear any perfume any more since my favourite was discontinued about fifteen years ago. They all smell sickly and synthetic.

GreenGran78 Mon 29-Oct-18 14:22:44

Willow10 I love your typo. Poisson is French for fish! smile