Do any of these resonate with you

A welcome smile Old Meg !
Life can be pretty sh*tty and a bit of humour is sometimes what I need to stop me pulling the duvet over my head and announcing “Goodbye, cruel world”

Good list Old Meg, but I'm sure as eggs is eggs, that I'd be lost at #5 before I'd even started.

1. I regret saying to my daughter that it is clear which of my friends don't have daughters because of their fashion mistakes. She now takes the job of keeping me from fashion faux pas way too seriously!
2. I don't regret telling her to burn all my diaries (especially from 2004!!) when I die.
3. Why when a friend is just about to get to the interesting bit in a story about her love life does her phone ring and the moment passes.
4. I can't believe that although my youngest daughter is late for everything I still expect her to turn up on time for dinner.
5. I constantly have to remember that although nothing is as good as you think it is going to be, nothing is as bad either.

Fun lists!
Do go to YouTube and learn how to fold a fitted sheet. It is a wonderful thing to master and can amaze people at parties.

I'm not sure I'd want to be at a party where folding a fitted sheet is on the agenda.

Brilliant Oldmeg, yes every single one of them !?

Oh I dont know after the folded sheet we could have the timed...
Insert Duvet into the quilt cover.

They all resonate with me 'OldMeg* brilliant.
One to add, my best friend and my daughters have agreed to deal with each other's facial hair if ever we are incapable of doing so.

Oh yes and why when in a shop or service station choosing a loo from a line of pristine freshly cleaned ones do I always seem to find the one that hasn't been!

Agree with all OldMeg x

Why is it when having bought a fresh crusty loaf when I sneak into kitchen to have the crusty end piece it's always gone!!!!

Why when having bought an item of clothing that I love, do I then see it on someone else of a different body type and it looks ghastly, consequently said item is banished to the back of wardrobe never to be worn again.

All good lists! I'm off to YouTube now to learn how to fold a fitted sheet...

Thanks old Meg I chuckled all the way through your list.
One to add;
Why do I never trust that I have locked the back door when I go out? I know I have but always have to go back in and check!

I see the garment on someone who really suits it.
Well done oldmeg sod's law applies here a lot.
#13 and #17 resonate.
And not being able to read the label on the shampoo or other product without glasses and glasses don't work in the bath/shower

What a brilliant list, OldMeg. Can I add two things that bother me?
Why does Yorkshire pudding rise better if I make it with plain flour that it does using self-raising flour?
Why are men's shirts sold with such ridiculous packaging,
- pins, celophane, cardboard, plastic. Why not sell them just on hangers like ladies blouses are?

Good list Old Meg

Who would have thought it would be posh to put chips in a baked bean can.?

Why is my dress size different from shop to shop?

How easily the meaning of inclusive has turned into exclusive.

Strange my lovely old photos last better than some more recent ones.

What a brilliant thread

Nothing to add at the moment but they are all making me smile.
Especially the Google maps.

Thank you oldmeg - I am still smiling.
I offer the following additions:

1. When there are only two ways to insert a phone charger, why does it always need three attempts?

2. Why do small children always say the most embarrassing thing at the quietest point in general conversation?

3. Good manners should not mean having to be polite to to cold callers.

4. I have regretted not saying "no" far more often than I have regretted saying it.

6. I believe in the sock fairy! socks vanish, in the laundry cycle, and I still have no idea where they go.

Love the additions....that one about the phone charger made me LOL

I can fold a fitted sheet - no problem. And our freezer has a light.

Like Nos 3 and 4 though.

Thoroughly enjoyable OldMeg ?

No. 4 is top of my list!

As an addition. ... why is there no ‘irony’ emoji? Is it because those that get an ironic remark don’t need one, and those that don’t get it, still wouldn’t get it, with one?

Very funny thread

And why is it when I finally decide to have salad its all gone off?

Or when my roots don't need doing I'm not going anywhere but the the week before I'm due at the hairdressers I get invited out!

Agree with every single one of these! ?. Could add, why when I think of an interesting fact to look up on Google later, by the time I've got round to it I've completely forgotten what it was?

OldMeg you’re wonderful, agreed with every one of them.
Got my morning off to a great start.