The secret to a long and happy marriage.

Sorry if I've posted this before on another thread but I like Martin Clunes' answer "The secret of our happy marriage is that my wife is a tyrant and I am a man in need of instruction"

Or he just says ‘yes dear’ to everything!

They both made me smile!

I think the point in the first one is about not living in each other's pockets. I know you now have no choice Ann, but I bet it's not always been like that!

Never go to bed on an argument. Stay up and row all night.

I like that annsixty .

MissAdventure, I love that!

Ha ha ha...chuckling at the replies so far!

I would quite like one of those!?

Sorry, that post was about a ‘yes dear’

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married - and by then it was too late!" Oscar Wilde (I think)

My DH says we have a perfect marriage, built on give and take. I give him grief and he takes it.

" A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers."

Hmm.

The minions have it right.

My man has perfected the Arthur Mullard response of "Yus my dear..." It makes me laugh when I am getting steamed up about something.

I love all these, keep them coming.
A husbands place is in the wrong.

Don’t wait for Mr Right, settle for Mr Wrong as long as he is rich and handsome.

my other half tells people that We're a perfect team and she's the boss...not actually true but I was his boss when we met

"I haven't spoken to my wife for seven years: I didn't like to interrupt her."

Every time a husband speaks to his wife he should remember that this conversation is being recorded for quality and training purposes

I have a postcard above my desk at work from the original Bridget Jones film. It reads I must not sleep with my boss .

These are funny!

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you needed was 2 hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

It seems to work for us annsixty!

"I haven't spoken to my wife for seven years: I didn't like to interrupt her."
That is one of DH's jokes, the problem is that he always interrupts me.
He still hasn't learned, must be a slow learner.

"Marriage is mostly shouting 'What? from other rooms"