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phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 16:35:58

I currently have quite an impressive injury, namely a cut/grazed cheekbone and a rather fetching black eye!blush I needed to go to the loo in the night, and not wanting to turn the bedroom light on and disturb Mr P, decided that I could venture forth in the dark.

We have lived here since 2005, and the bedroom layout has not been changed, so I was pretty confident that I could negotiate the short distance to the door without too much trouble. What I had not factored in to my plan was Oliver Sprout, who (along with Digby) was asleep on the end of the bed. Recently OS has decided that he wants to stay out at night, I don't approve but he can be VERY insistent, but for reasons known only to him, last night decided to stay in.

Anyway, he had obviously decided that he had had quite enough sleep for one night, and my getting out of bed meant the perfect opportunity for him to be let out. He jumped off the bed (completely unseen by me) and hurtled between my feet, tripping me up. I was on the way to the floor when the corner of a chest of drawers broke my fall, and damn nearly broke my cheekbone as well. The ensuing kerfuffle (and cursing) woke Mr P, who said "what on earth are you doing?" A few answers came to mind, but I was distracted by the feeling of blood running down my cheek so decided not to bother to reply. OS was by now downstairs in the hall, shouting for the door to be opened. Digby was still asleep.

Mr P and I went down to the kitchen to attend to my injury. There was no ice in the freezer, so himself decided that a frozen chicken thigh (in it's plastic bag) should be applied.confused He seemed quite offended when I declined treatment by poultry, so a plastic bottle of lemonade from the fridge was pressed into use. Once the bleeding had stopped and the throbbing had gone down to a bearable level, we went back to bed. Digby was still asleep

Charleygirl Fri 10-Jun-16 17:13:14

OMG you are not safe getting out of bed-you are so lucky that you did not break a bone. You have sufficient injuries for now. If you would like OS to come here for re-training please feel free.

I do hope that the appearance is the worst and that it is not too painful.

FarNorth Fri 10-Jun-16 17:21:04

You are so lucky it wasn't worse but that was a terrible experience to have.
A friend of mine lost a front tooth because of a dog jumping up at the wrong moment.

I hope your injury soon improves, phoenix.

tiggypiro Fri 10-Jun-16 17:30:46

I do hope that you are able to drink the virtual wineI am sending you phoenix! Cats do have a habit of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 17:32:03

Thanks, it only hurts when I prod it, so I try NOT to prod it, although of course the great temptation IS to prod it, to see if it still hurtsconfused blushgrin

It's also quite tender when I smile, as that sort of scrunches my face up (that doesn't sound right, but you know what I mean) but I think giving up smiling might be a step too far!

numberplease Fri 10-Jun-16 18:03:54

When I read the title of this thread, I just KNEW it was Phoenix!
Phoenix, so sorry about your injuries, but Oliver Sprout would probably tell you to think of every eventuality whenever he`s around.

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 18:08:05

grin He really is the dearest, most loving and affectionate chap, but as Mr P says "a bit of a liability"!

MiniMouse Fri 10-Jun-16 18:13:44

It could only have been OS couldn't it?! Glad you didn't break anything - of you I mean, not stuff! Hope Mr P is spoiling you after such trauma - lots of cupcake and brew , but perhaps best to lay off the wine unless for anaesthetic purposes wink

merlotgran Fri 10-Jun-16 18:16:13

Ouch! Picturing you creeping around the bedroom in the dark made me think of this

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 18:18:55

Yes,*Mini*, only OS, Digby isn't much given to impulsive or sudden movements!

Charleygirl Fri 10-Jun-16 18:28:47

phoenix the little I know of Digby, you probably disturbed his sleep which is not on. A # femur could easily have been on the cards and then you would not be at the beck and call of OS and Digby. You were very, very lucky. Maybe a nightlight in the hall outside the bedroom?

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 18:53:04

It's a thought, Charleygirl but the nearest socket on the landing is sort of round the corner, which as this "incident" occurred within the bedroom itself, would not have helped. Perhaps a torch might be an idea?

Charleygirl Fri 10-Jun-16 19:17:18

Could you both tolerate a nightlight in the bedroom or do you have to have darkness before either of you can shut an eye?

Indinana Fri 10-Jun-16 19:30:49

Oh good grief phoenix, you poor thing sad. Perhaps you should keep a penlight on your bedside cabinet for future such emergency trips to the loo - nothing like as strong as a bedside lamp and you can just direct it to the floor, away from Mr P so as not to disturb him. Though it sounds as if you disturbed him in a pretty spectacular fashion last night - he would probably have preferred the intrusion of a bedside lamp. As, I'm sure, would you.
Do hope it heals quickly flowers. Or perhaps you'd prefer wine. Oh go on, have both smile

watermeadow Fri 10-Jun-16 19:40:12

Get better soon.
But why was it pitch dark? At this time of year it's never completely dark, I keep my bedroom curtains drawn back so I'm aware of the passage of the night without looking at the clock.

Elegran Fri 10-Jun-16 19:42:31

Could you use one which comes on when it senses movement? I have some little square ones (courtesy of amazon and Mr Beams).

One is on the inside of the door of a dark storecupboard - it comes on as you open the door and shines on the contents, so I no longer have to take something out to look at it to see if it what I wanted (and put it back if it is not)

One is fixed to the post at the half-landing and comes on if anyone comes out of a bedroom door. It lights the way to the bathroom and shines up/down the stairs.

One is an emergency backup to the bedside light. It spends most of its life face down on the bedside cabinet, but comes on when it is lifted. All of them stay on for about a minute, then if there has been no more movement they go off again. They are said to be OK outside the house too.

Of course, you might find that they come on to announce the arrival/departure/stretching/scratching of OS or Digby every few minutes.

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 20:00:17

Thanks for the responses. All sockets in the bedroom are behind items of furniture, so plug ins are probably not practical.

Watermeadow it was very much pitch dark, approximately 2.30am, and curtains closed!

Lyndylou Fri 10-Jun-16 20:01:47

Ouch I hope you heal quickly. My male cat has dedicated his entire life (13 years so far) to tripping people up. So far I have managed to evade his efforts and stay on my feet but what worries me is he is now training up the new dog! First thing this morning the pair of them were dancing around at the top of the stairs while I was desperately trying to get down to put the kettle on! I had to move the dog with my foot, wouldn't try that with the cat, I'd lose half my toes.

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 20:03:01

Elegran are the ones you mentioned mains powered or battery?

Elegran Fri 10-Jun-16 20:16:05

Battery, phoenix and the batteries last for ages as they are only on for 30 secs at a time, unless they detect more movement before then. Here they are Forgot to say that I also have one in the en suite. It comes on when I enter, has enough light to find my way to the loo, and goes off automatically. If it goes off before I want it to I just wave my arms about.

Elegran Fri 10-Jun-16 20:16:51

Note 30 secs, I was wrong when I said a minute - found out when I looked for the link.

Deedaa Fri 10-Jun-16 22:20:11

We have a nightlight on the landing to guard against the black cat lying on the dark brown carpet in the dark. Ww have to take our lives in our hands in the bedroom though!

phoenix Fri 10-Jun-16 22:34:23

Thanks Elegran

Lyndy the young Labrador at work has many times nearly tripped me up on the stairs,(my office is upstairs, boss is downstairs) but recently I have been making her sit at the top of the stairs while I go down, and wait until I tell her she can come down.

I hadn't realised how obedient she was getting until I was talking to the boss in his studio and we heard whimpering. It was her, still in position on the landing, and waiting for permission to come down!

rubylady Sat 11-Jun-16 00:45:14

Phoenix could the cats not possibly sleep downstairs? Sorry, I know how much you love them but you can't have them injuring you. smile

millymouge Sat 11-Jun-16 07:06:12

Oh you poor thing,I sympathise. I broke my right wrist a few years ago falling over quite a large dog in the dark. Same as you didn't put the light on so as not to wake DH and the dog never slept there but decided to that night. Heard my wrist break as I hit the wall. Now have a night light installed!