Daft 'special' days

You are asking for the impossible here drama as Gnet these days can get heated over anything at all.
suncream day? how about 'cover up wear a hat' day or an 'amnesty on overdue library books' day or 'patronise a pleb' day.
Or ( getting into the spirit of it now) what about 'give a Grandma a cake ' day?

It's my un-birthday tomorrow

and that means a cake

Ah, I didn't make myself clear (that's nothing new!). The 'special' days have to be real ones, not made up ones i.e. ones someone, somewhere has decreed as worth being named - oh, sod it, let's just make them up!

But, but....... They ARE real days ( aren't they?)

Ooh, cake - now I'm off topic - will I get told off?

??????????? Happy Un Birthday for tomorrow GandTea
And for you, drama here are ???

Don't unbirthdays mean jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today?

Yes, from ' Alice ' but it would be sad for GandTea if that were really the case.
I seem to remember ' World Corset Day' ( or was that a dream?)

Yes jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, BUT CAKE TODAY

Today is also "Cellophane Tape Day" so rush out and get yours before it all goes.

Having just watched Would I Lie To You, my evening has turned into Laugh Your Flipping Head Off Day

Mine is sitting on my new sofa in the conservatory day?

ww it has to be something we can all join in ( is there room in the conservatory for a hundred or so Gnetters?)

Be nice to Nina day

We can all join in that one, Nina

Today is Infidelity SPeaKS Awareness Day. Not sure what to say about that -and I cannot work out the weird capitalization of the letters . Any ideas? On a lighter note, it's Poppies Blooming All Over The Place day in my garden

Oh I didn't realise that. Right it's down the pub day. Whose buying the first round?

The OP is! A large g&t for me please, no ice or lemon.?

No worries, Roses. Mine's a bottle of Prosecco (maybe not a large one - oh go on, then, you twisted my arm!) What does everyone else want? I'm feeling generous.

With Wimbledon fast approaching, it's Pimms for me please.
Did you know that it's World Menstrual Hygiene Day today . And tomorrow is Oak Apple Day, or Royal Oak Day if you prefer. When my mother was at school, if the whole class stood up at registration and said, "the 29th of May is Royal Oak Day, if you don't give us holiday, we'll all run away", the were allowed a half day holiday and went home at lunchtime. have a look at this

I remember my mum teaching me that rhyme but she never said they got a holiday out of it! (She went to a church school, so maybe they didn't)

I like the idea of children being able to get an extra half day's holiday - wonder what Nicky Morgan would say - her reply would probably make me have to down my Prosecco in one!
And it's definitely Looking Forward TO Wimbledon Day - can't wait (we need an excited icon)

Thanks to Mr Google I have discovered that today is
Amateur Radio Military Appreciation Day
National Brisket Day
and the most peculiar.,,,
Slugs Return From Capistrano Day
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