So, what do you call things?

She buggered off with the Prince without a backward glance after all the vigil and care from the dwarfs

Marmight, your meal arrangements sound exhausting! Well impressed by the chez longue btw.

Yes, I thought that, Whitewave. Not even a backward glance!

Selfish moo!

I have
Living room
Settee
Toilet
Don't use napkins
I have breakfast, lunch and dinner
I have an ice lolly on hot days
But this is only since I moved south I used to have
Front room
Couch
Toilet
Used serviettes in cafe only
We had breakfast, dinner and tea. All taken in the back kitchen
I used to have lolly ices on hot days.
I love listening to Paul O'Grady he uses phrases and names I recognise from my youth.

Living room
Sofa
Toilet
Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
When I was growing up in the north it was
Living room
Settee
Toilet
Breakfast dinner and tea.

The other room
Settee
Toilet
breakfast ,lunch and dinner.
Use paper serviettes when visitors come and at Christmas

When I was little, we had a front room, where there was a three piece suite and a radiogram. We used to wear bumpers on our feet for playing out. All the roadside footpaths were called pavements, whether or not they were actually paved.
We had breakfast, school dinner and dinner (mum never really trusted that the school dinners were good enough ). At weekends we had breakfast, dinner and tea, the dinner being our main meal, and the tea was high tea - bread and butter, cakes, and a pot of tea.

When I was growing up we had

Front room

Settee

Breakfast, dinner, tea. (Supper was something you might have before bed if you had only had a light tea)

George (This was the name used for the lavatory as in "I'm going to see George") The actual WC was thus referred to as George. Weird or what?

Now I have

Sitting room

Sofa

Breakfast, dinner, tea (You can take the girl out of the north......)

Loo

Kitchen roll/paper serviettes left over from Christmas

Maybe tea is a Northern thing ?

I think it probably is, lynnie1. As 'lavvy' seems to be a Southern thing...

I have a,
Living room
Sofa
Breakfast, dinner, supper (tea is for high days and holidays).
Toilet
Napkins.

No serviettes in this house!

Most people in Norfolk call it "tea".

I would never criticise anything from up north because I'd like to live there.

Irony much, patronising much

Don't speak in riddles....just come out with it

You are patronising too.

Come out with what ? You were incredibly rude to a comment I made. I don't come online to argue with strangers. Crack on...

You said I was patronizing to say I wanted move up north. What is wrong with my saying that???

I also don't want arguments. If I have offended I apologised. Where was I being ironic or patronising?

Oh please don't let yet another lighthearted and harmless thread descend into chaos over an unintentional insult. wot has apologised. Profusely. Leave it there.

Lounge
Conservatory
Dining room
Kitchen
Toilet
Use seviettes
Tell GCSEs 'graggy 's going for a wee

GCSEs? B iPad. Grandchildren

Oh Galen, thank goodness someone else calls it a 'lounge'!

And I agree with all your other descriptions too!

Just as an aside: a friend told me a story many years ago of a little girl who told her she was moving to a new house. "And in our new house", she said, "we have a living room AND a dying room!"

Sorry. As you were