So, what do you call things?

Sitting room, sofa, either loo or toilet (yes, I know, very non u) breakfast, lunch, supper/dinner

I have a front room
I have a settee
I have a toilet
We don't use napkins
We eat breakfast, dinner and tea

I have the same as you except I haven't got a couch I only have a sofa and a sitting room.

But I also have a glass place not a conservatory

I have a living room
I have a sofa
I have a toilet
I use napkins
I eat breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I'm sorry, but I can't abide it when people call their main meal "tea" I think it's really common and makes me inwardly sneer.

Does it really ?

wot! How snobbish...(not to mention rude)

Oh yes, I remember my mum going on about non u people! Wasn't it Nancy mitford who invented that description?

I am so non u I actually have a three piece suite (shock horror) in my lounge from where I go to the loo. We do use napkins ( in silver rings) at dinner, after breakfast and lunch. We do have a dining room ,used everyday until about May when we eat in the conservatory.

Yes, snobbish. And to hear me, your think I was a cockney guttersnipe . But tea for heaven's sake! My mum was snobby and used to call it "high tea" or dinner. Both parents were disappointed when we grew up with the local accent.

Time for me to apologise. I've had my tea. Sorry.

I am not playing this game as I lose!
And we have tea every day!

Sorry. Really I am. I didn't think it was that bad but yes, I was rude.

For goodness sake don't beat yourself up. You are forgiven.

I wish I hadn't bothered either, but thanks for your opinion wot...

I have a lounge, in which there are two sofas (and an armchair so there!).
I have two loos.
We have breakfast, lunch and dinner, when we use paper serviettes.
Am I a snob?

At least you admit it wot !

Sitting or living room
Dining room
Sofa
Napkins when we actually use them
Breakfast
Lunch
Supper
Loo

I didn't take you seriously anyway wot?

We have a lounge, with sofas, we use napkins with our own individual rings ( so we know which is which!) We use them for lunch too but not for breakfast (and now I'm confused) I go to the loo or I might need a wee or a poo!! We eat dinner/ tea depending on my mood. We have a glass corridor and a playroom!

It was rude because a couple of posters had already referred to their evening meal as 'tea'.

Does any of it really matter?

Sorry, I was having my tea, so have on;ly just caught up.

Wot, I think your apology is nowhere near enough, I think 1000 lines "I must not scorn the great British tea". is called for here