Never, never again!
I can navigate the self-check machines at our local Co-op, regularly use the Quick Check self scanning "gun" at Waitrose, but today's self scanning at Sainsbury's really defeated me.
As soon as I put my empty bags in the designated space the damn machine started bleating at me, if I didn't put my shopping into my bags quickly enough it said I had to call an assistant, it even, dammit, demanded age verification for a DVD of Fantastc Mr Fox(PG) my fall back for Saturday when we have the DGC for the day and the weather forecast is dire.
Slow check more like!! 
Good Morning Saturday 1st August 2026
The government changed women's pension age and called it progress. Did anyone actually ask you?
49,000 migrants invade Spanish enclave in 24 hours
Today the High Court has agreed that children can be given puberty blockers.

, but it all adds to the excitement.
