What do you call your vulva?

Nice to see you again Flowerofthewest.

OK end of now please...........

Why? You don't have to read the thread if it offends your sensibilities.

A previous poster mentioned "Thruppeny bit" - that's not anything around the lower area (ahem) but in the London I grew up in was rhyming slang for a totally different part of the anatomy.

Like others I mention "vagina" at the doc or hospital and both DH and I refer to our bits as "bits". But I'm charmed by "froufrou" and I may well give DH a bit of a surprise when he comes to bed tonight .....

Vagina and vulva are different anatomically!
I think froufrou is the French colloquialism

Did he enjoy his surprise gulligranny?

Well Ana, we should never underestimate the readership of threads like this on the internet.

Unfortunately, Annsixty, I was asleep by the time he came to bed! But this morning .... yes I think we can say he did enjoy the surprise.

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TMI

Thank you Galen. It takes a doctor to keep things anatomical right. I have been thinking about this and don't ever remember having to use the word in 65 years. Hence my confusion.

I could handle any of the names suggested......except for the C word. I associate it with men of my (reluctant) acquaintance who are really vile to women.

Grummpa [laugh]

No, not [laugh] .....

OMG! I can't tell you what I thought those little emotis that alea put up there were, until I enlarged them!

Rude.

(I am on a mini iPad)

jings. Oooh you are awful but I do like you

My grandmother and mother used to call it 'Mary' of course these were the days that the proper names were not used, why I don't know. I have two daughters, and carried on the tradition of 'Mary' they just think it's funny. My 9 year old granddaughter now says 'Mary' too, although she did say to me when she was about 6yrs old, "you know nan it's actually a Vagina!" Bless.

I just say my 'tooshey' to the family and to a doctor I would say 'down below. BTW are we talking about the hairy bit or the insides ?

I have just read the whole of this thread and its so funny, glad were all anonymous though

ethelbags1 I think your thread about washing intimate places is the funniest I've read on here. Your OP was fine, it was just some of the later responses had tears running down my face!

I call mine Minnie. At the doctors it would be vaginal area.

Foof, noonie, Minnie moo, front bottom,

They call her . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I cant belive we are still on this subject. Anyway to conclude on my part I have just taken my entire 'downthere' for cervical screening. I was told it was the last one I shall be offered so I am officially clinically obsolete 'downthere'.

I'm completely obsolete, my cervix is long gone!