What do you call your vulva?

Good grief this is getting obsessional

I call it my vulva as that is its anatomical name.

When DD2 was small she told us she had a Volvo.

The Vaginal Monologues give many and various names for this area.

As I never feel the need to talk about it, I don't call it anything.

Surely at some point in your life you've mentioned it? Either to a sexual partner or the doctor?

No.

Nor me! Should I need to, I'd call it my vulva. In our house, that general area was called a twinkle - so christened by DD1 aged about 6!

Is it the only part of your body you don't mention annsixty?

Give it a rest Sadiesnan.

Erm....it isn't really something I talk about on a frequent basis. Doctor or nurse, I would use the generic term 'vagina'.

I'm interested to know, that's all. Don't read the thread if you're not interested, it says quite clearly what it's about.

Bump Sadiesnan

Any Miranda fans on here can probably imagine her mother (Patricia Hodge) explaining the use of her bidet.

'It's for cleaning my What I Call Vulva'

If I had cause to visit the doctor with a problem I would address it by its proper name. However, on an informal basis I call it my "fouffe"! Not that I talk about it much mind!

I think, along with others, I just couldn't imagine what the thread was about ?. I'm afraid I'm in the sad group with ann, kitty and jud and rarely, if ever, have brought it into the conversation. Mostly because my household consisted entirely of men apart from me, and also luckily I've never had anything medical that needed discussing ?

I have always taught my own daughters, and children in school, the correct anatomical term vulva..but tbh it is not a word that crops up that often in conversation

In Relationship and Sex Ed classes with Y6 we used to ask the children to write down, on post its,the words they used for their genital areas and then we stuck them on an outline drawing of a boy/girl. I learned an awful lot of new vocab! Most common for vulva was fanny, foufou or minnie.

If it was to the doctor, I would probably say my down there bit. I wouldn't say vulva. I'm still not entirely sure which bit the vulva actually is.

To anyone else people such as my DDs, I would say my fanny.

If it was to the doctor, I would probably say my down there bit. I wouldn't say vulva. I'm still not entirely sure which bit the vulva actually is.

To anyone else people such as my DDs, I would say my fanny.

That was worth saying twice.

Why on earth would anybody want to know?
Fred?
Mabel?

Well, you would have to point. And heaven only knows what they would think if you chose Fred!

DGD aged 7, says Lady Bits.

Do we need 'attractive' terms instead of accurate anatomical terms?! That particular part isn't often referred except in medical situations where accuracy is needed. Otherwise, in personal private activities, the name used is the choice of those involved I seem to remember ...

I must admit to an occasional, ironic, 'lady garden' because I find it funny. Maybe I got that from Jo Brand, it sounds even more amusing said in her voice!

Black Country:- my privates! Heaven knows what seargants, majors, captains and brigadiers are?

Galen My brigadiers are heading south!