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Patronising comments about mature love
To Complain or Not To Complain?
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I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing
Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.
Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. 
and how a few months ago I was only
'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.
And more recently it's been a case of
'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.
So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?
It would be very easy to go down the Smutty Route - you know the one, it goes something along the lines of
'Ejaculations! And Lubrications!'
but I won't. Well, maybe 'Penis' (for Venus).
I shall ameliorate that with Smelly the Elephant. Who obviously had a body odour problem.
merlot! 
The World is Just a Great Big Bunion.
Oh I like that one, though I say it meself...
janer,
Keep them coming Grans - everyone a winner. 
Have deviated on to body parts: Thanks for the mammary , Its hip to be square, Happenis 
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