Sing an illness.

These are hilarious and some are very clever. Phlemingo! Inspired.

My offer is:

Born in the usual way (no C-section)

This is driving me nuts. Am constantly thinking up new ones or trying to fit illnesses into songs and vice versa!

Yes, it's a worry!

Great balls of fire.

Addictive!

Summertime Loos (Delhi belly blues)

I can't get no constipation

Please relieve me, let me go

Pneumonia a heartbeat away

Rosacea's red, diily dilly, lavender's green

Stand and Deliver (shortage of maternity beds)

Please release me let me "go"!
Unchained Malady?

Sorry loopy should have noticed you'd done that one.
Alopecia in the wall.
A bone again naturally.
When I (k)need you!

Pneumonia you, pneumonia me. (Knowing you, knowing me).

Loos are always on my mind

I've got you under my skin (scabies)

Itchy coo Park

'hernia, the fastest milkman in the west!

supercalifragilisticexpialopecia

If you say it fast enough you's always get amnesia.

You'll

elegran!

Laaayla, I've got arthritic knees

Follow the yellow sick road

Snot unusual to be loved by anyone.

Falcon

Oh, janerowena what have you started here!

I've just snorted Pinot Grigio out my nose at newist's Rawhide!!

Cold finger, Raynaud's syndrome

If You Wanna Be My Liver

All together now, 'Tiptoe, Through the Prolapse, With Me--eeee...'

And not forgetting that incredibly painful illness - 'Great Balls of Fire'.
(I'm sure there's a medical term for it somewhere.)

Have we had 'Thanks for the Mammaries' Yet?

Oh yes, Jane10 beat me to it!

Hmm...