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Sing an illness.

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janerowena Sat 04-Apr-15 18:44:02

I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing

Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.

Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. grin
and how a few months ago I was only

'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.

And more recently it's been a case of

'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.

So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?

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Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:32:46

Talkin' about my de-Generation!

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merlotgran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:34:10

What's It All About, Healtheeeeeeee?

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:36:33

I always loved Dolly Parton's song, 'Germolene'.

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Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:36:55

These ortho-boots are made for walking.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:38:24

My ADHD TCP

Became final, today..

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merlotgran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:40:51

Su-Su-Sudocreme.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:42:32

Any Cerebellums, any Cerebellums to fix Today?

(Quite a few by the looks of this thread! grin )

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Elegran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:43:31

I aint got no body.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:43:46

Singin' in the Vein

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Elegran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:45:24

Can't take my eyes off of you.

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POGS Sun 05-Apr-15 19:45:42

Love this thread, I am rubbish at this sort of thing.

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Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:48:04

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now, come on baby do a daily motion.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:50:40

Or you will be 'So Turd, Turd of Waiting, Turd of Waiting for You!

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:51:26

That was defecately bad of me.

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newist Sun 05-Apr-15 19:54:18

I must finish " Cathy's Crown" said the dentist

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 20:10:51

Good Fibrillations.

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MrsPickle Sun 05-Apr-15 21:00:40

Mull of spare tyre

Saturday starlet fever

Measles or not to be

Gone with my wind

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 21:16:47

We've Goitre get Out of this Place.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 21:21:25

You're so Vein.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 21:23:02

It was a Beriberi Good Year.

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janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 21:29:05

Oh dear, I have repeated Ana's Great Balls of Fire. I must have

'Repetitive Refrain Injury'.

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MrsPickle Sun 05-Apr-15 21:33:55

To avoid illness

Simply the vest

according to my mum..

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hildajenniJ Sun 05-Apr-15 22:16:39

Your tiny hand is broken

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Galen Sun 05-Apr-15 22:22:31

Be still my heart.
For palpitations

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merlotgran Sun 05-Apr-15 22:25:11

Lancing In The Dark

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