Let's be spies too

I think phoenix underestimates herself, as with an empty large bra she could stash away so much more. You could have a complete survival kit in one, and an assassin's one in the other. Someone somewhere must make an assassin's kit. <googles> If not - Dragon's Den could be the next stop for GN!

Yup, there's definitely a niche in the market that needs filling. The available kits need a bit more finesse, I think. Crocheted covers rather than black plastic, for a start.

There might be a danger of phoenix tottering and falling over if she isn't used to being well endowed voluptuous janer, which might mean giving the game away.
Also she might need a self-righting bra /knickers to pop her back upright, a bit like lifeboats have?

As all children know, we grannies have eyes in the back of our heads and my specs can be adjusted so I can have 360° vision. Also, my hound dog will be useful for tracking scents as long as it's a foreign spy with a meat pie so I think I would be a valuable MI5 recruit. I have a message for Red Cow:

'The Greggs chicken and mushroom pies have just come out of the oven!' Please commit this to memory and destroy the evidence. You know what you have to do

The Greggs pie are a mastertouch.

Pssst.....over here......don't look round. I just happened to be peering through my curtains and I think I've uncovered a massive spy ring. I've just seen a furtive looking man sneaking up next door's path. He dropped a suspicious looking parcel into her green wheelie bin and jumped into his van before anyone noticed. A minute later, her next door came out and retrieved said parcel, then walked nonchalantly back into the house. Now I'm on high alert, it's dawned on me that this is going on all over the place. I might just infiltrate this spy ring - the van had some lettering on it - R.M. (Russian Moles?)

I use the same spy couriers, they deliver to me frequently from a large global organisation whose gadgetry is well disguised purely by the sheer volume of its parcels.

If phoenix is going to fall over, she could get a lot of documents rolled round her legs under her lisle stockings and the Nora Batty look would disguise them nicely.

The spy couriers came here today, but they wanted the most recent documents to be signed for - where's the secrecy in that, may I ask?

Poor phoenix, she'll end up walking like the Tin Man in Wizard of Oz!

I used to work for After Eight, they sent me undercover conducting espionage in the Polo factory. I was a mint spy.

that's a terrible pun crun

My DH says he would recommend me for the spy job. He says I don't miss a trick, he can never get away with anything

crun !

Ditto! Love it,*crun*.