ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

blood pressure. And anyway I will send the man in black to get you.

A nice hot carry out curry to help you on your way

on your way to newist's house, that is. For your rendezvous with the fairy.

(Shoot! I've got a cake to make. I can't start this again!

...in the meantime the curry was beginning to chill...and anyway, newist didn't much care for...

curry. Coming from Bonny Scotland she much prefers deep fried mars bars although they might have a chippie that far out.

I am really really sorry for saying that. (Before all the Scots grans come down on me like a ton opf bricks!)

should have been might not anyway (typing over laughing cow sarnies)

curry especially when proffered by random men in red. She slammed the door shut but in doing so trapped the man in reds.....

Sorry too slow posting there, must keep up!

beard? (Or shall we go porno slightly naughty)?

Ouch! Exclaimed the man in red as he struggled with...

newist

who had, after all, been expecting a fairy not a huge

'unhand me woman' said the man in red , he turned to run .. but suddenly

Oh dear done it again! Very new to Gransnet and obviously not quick enough!

the fairy swooped down and with one wave of her magic wand

the elastic in the man in red's long johns...

contacted GNHQ to say.....

whoops again

stop !! I have run out of tennas !! emergency emergency !!

to which GNHQ replied

Patient Jack said " we cant wait any longer for GNHQ to reply so we had better" .....

all go for a hot mince pie and a glass of mulled wine...

round at jingle jangles place...