ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

The most surprising thing, though, was .....

(This has got so funny!)

Who is Jack? Where did he pop up from? Lol

...was, he was slowly turning blue due to the deep and crisp and even white stuff

this did, of course, help a great deal with the disguise (the bikini)

jack(mentioned at the start ) grabbed a blanket from a nearby horse and threw it round the person in the red bikini

thereby dislodging the wig and false beard. 'Oh no!' gasped Jack in horror 'It's...

Brucie ! Yes replied the man , doing a soft shoe shuffle ....

To keep himself warm and stop his bits....

from staying stationary. Well, ....

They chucked the red robe back round him and pointed him towards the nearest chimney

Unfortunately the fire in the grate had not gone completely out

Ah , he sighed lovely , just before .........

Ah , he sighed , lovely , just before .........

So his chestnuts, which were roasting in the fire...

exploded and shot him into the air ....

where he met up with a nice little fairy on her way to

See newist who believes in fairies

but unfortunately, along the way they were spotted by

The man in black who was riding a bicycle in the bus lane ...

Santa whisked him away to safety by......

flying him across the sky like ET. When they landed outside the Houses of Parliament, ..

They told David Cameron they didn`t like his Christmas card,

Because it hadn't got a picture of a snowman. DC threw up his hands and said.....

'Calm down, dear. Remember what I told you about the . . . '