ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

Huge applause for the astonishing creative talents of Gransnetters. ClapClapClapClapClapClapClapClap....etc

Humph!

The perfect conclusion jings as I get to scoff ALL the CHOCS...greedy mare.

But I claim copyright. And will publish on Kindle. Thereby making my fortune.

Anyone is welcome to create better alternative endings.

So they all headed off down south to jingl's place but unfortunately a huge wildcat leapt out of the forest and ate them all up. This was, in fact, a certain rescued-from-the-wilds moggie but as they were all totally pie-eyed by this point they couldn't realise that. So they were eaten. Except soop. Who returned home to find a huge box of luxury chocolates had been delivered by the folks at Gransnet! Which made that jingl so jealous (for ever after!!!) that she disappeared in a cloud of green smoke up her own chimney.

The End



#anelephantneverforgets

As jings seemed to have the lion's share of the coal...(I wonder why)... her fireside was the cosiest...

jings

OOps! Sorry! Was re-reading from the beginning. Obviously not well enough.

Who sniffed the shadow soop? And why?

which meant that there were lots of lovely, cosy homes with crackling firesides to which a multitude of Gransnetters headed bearing armfuls of goodies...

....visit all the Gransnetters and dished out coal to the naughty ones and lovely presents to those who were nice.......

reindeers' nosebags before setting out to ......

No, that was not Father Christmas, it was a hen night stripper who'd missed the last bus home!

They sent him packing and waited for the real Santa, who was having trouble with his

Father Christmas who is quickly getting his jolly red robe on, over that teeny-weeny red bikini.

...pack up his sleigh so that he could start his long journey round the world to deliver all the presents. 'Thank goodness you are here, it's getting very late' said Jack 'and look who's waiting over there, it's......

rosy-nosed man in red who was waiting somewhat impatiently to...

...turning the donkey back into a pantomime horse who did a little tap dance with relief and galloped off to find the....

volunteer to help the donkey. In fact, they planned to surprise Cliff by ....

the naughty gremlins thought that it would be a "good laff" if they were to...

someone's crinoline. At once,....

a decent dressing room. It appears that my tail has become tangled up with...

'Good evening everyone, I'm Dobbin the pantomime horse and I seem to have lost my way. Can one of you please point me in the direction of.....

there was complete silence then a hoarse, whispering voice was heard to say .......