Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

By the dung heap my other half sits

waiting for blue and great tits

As the fox and its cubs lie snug in the deeps

A woman sits lonely and frequently weeps

Oh, can I change that to:

A woman sits lonely and sometimes weeps

Her partner is snoring while he sleeps

Whilst the cat is curled up on the mat.

Mother's marigolds are driving me potty

And the lupins are looking grotty

the slugs have a feast

That worm is a beast.

Aam gannin hame now to eat me stotty.
(for those wondering a "stotty caek" is a flat round loaf like a large bread bun, eaten by Geordies)

The baker's name is luscious Lotty.

Lotty's the butchers favorite totty

She irons her undies.

For fun days on mondays

With daisies on vests

King Henry the XIII was partial to carrots

(Sorry, I don't know how I managed to mess up the last one )

He also enjoyed conversing with parrots

(don't worry Mini it happens to us all)

His wives had doves

And kid leather gloves

But tended to lose their heads lots

One day at the end of September

It was a Michaelmas Day to remember

The golden sun glowed