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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 09:46:28

Shall we stash it away

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AlieOxon Wed 16-Apr-14 09:54:00

For a rainy day?

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 10:10:55

Or blow it on mighty fine wine?

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AlieOxon Wed 16-Apr-14 11:05:16

Are we too late for the panto?

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 11:25:26

We like to hear a good canto

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Nelliemoser Wed 16-Apr-14 12:01:16

I'm the Principle Boy.

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HollyDaze Wed 16-Apr-14 12:03:58

Who will bring lots of joy

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 12:09:12

Especially if you're an infant-o!

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HollyDaze Wed 16-Apr-14 12:17:12

I have long believed that in Pisa

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 12:20:06

The tilt is a bit of a teaser

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JoyBloggs Wed 16-Apr-14 12:45:02

Just a few degrees more

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AlieOxon Wed 16-Apr-14 13:11:03

It'll be on the floor!

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 13:22:46

Instead we'll see Mona Lisa!

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AlieOxon Wed 16-Apr-14 13:34:43

(That was an easa one!)

When taking the tube train in London

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 14:05:12

( grin Alie )

I noticed my trousers were undone

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Daisyanswerdo Wed 16-Apr-14 16:12:40

So I pulled up the zip

(Good luck with the last line on this one!)

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AlieOxon Wed 16-Apr-14 16:45:33

And fastened a clip

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 17:15:27

Before I offended any-one!

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 18:05:19

It's time to start making the dinner

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papaoscar Wed 16-Apr-14 18:19:44

It's rabbit, but I've got to skin 'er

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 18:42:20

(well good luck with that PO !!)

She wasn't too pleased

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papaoscar Wed 16-Apr-14 19:24:21

When I farted and sneezed

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Nelliemoser Wed 16-Apr-14 19:35:42

I'll add some fine herbs,

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Nelliemoser Wed 16-Apr-14 19:37:15

(Oops! I was much too late there.)

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MiniMouse Wed 16-Apr-14 19:37:16

And her throat inadvertently squeezed!

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