Fancy writing a group limerick ?

Though perhaps it might just be the router.....

IT skills are what I'm quite new ter (to)

I'll pull out its plug

and re-fill my mug

And wonder where I find a tutor.....

A Gran thought she might try to twerk

To test how her new hip would work

It proved a disaster

She went faster and faster

And ended up feeling a burke.

A feisty young gran from Madrid

Met a dopey old chap named 'El Cid'

They danced a flamenco

In the 'flagrante delicto'

& shouted 'manifico'

With a bright pink flamingo,

Arggh! Pipped at the post by Penstemmon.

A bunch of well-built young Grannies...

While dressing up as trannies.

Donned lipstick and wigs

Drinking syrup of figs.

Now they're all brownies!

And walked around flashing their fannies.

shysal!

(*papaoscar, your line neither rhymed nor scanned!)

shysal