Banter Bar 2

Well if its Mr P ...I'll get him a pint....poor chap!

They all stick together, Ella!

(What a horrible thought...)

Think I'll have a stroll into town...after these oysters!

No velvet jacket....just the cheese-cloth shirt....and faded denims....

And the hippy beads, of course....

Humph.

There again I might get a cab......do hope they don't send a blue one....I much prefer red....

Pint P ?...... In a glass of your choice of course....

Spherical objects.

Enjoy your night on the town,try not to bring back any strange women the cellar is full at the moment you would have to make do with the hammock and the ropes look a wee bit dogdy to me looks as though they have had a lot of use over the past few nights. Large white please then I am off to my bed with Liam Neilson he is in a good film so going to get all cuddled up on my bed and enjoy.

At the risk of sounding like my niece, "you are soooo not funny"

Glam.....I now have a pop-up gazebo to cover the hammock...so the cellar is safe!...Suppose it would be a 'strange woman' to come back to the hammock.....but the offer of 'Oysters and Champagne' might just swing it!

Football starts in 23 days Pete.....always good to have something to look forward to! Just incase the Gazebo does'nt work!!

Those oysters must be going off a bit by now - I'd stick with the champagne if I were you, Pete! She might be feeling a bit more than 'strange' otherwise...

True enough Ana..... The Champagne and the 'pop-up' should be enough to turn a strange laydee's head..

Counting the days laidback

If the gazebo does work....I may buy a side-panel for it!!

Football already !! wow the season comes around quickly better get stocked up on stain remover for the junior team as no doubt I will be volunteered as chief launderer again Thinking of changing support to Chelsea as the manager is quite a dishy chap
All the orders done for the week-end sausage rolls and (shush) freebee "Hollands" pies for the boss quiches and salad for the more decerning customer,must dash busy cooking and need to go to Charity shop to-day for a rest.

Two side panels bought and erected today! Things are looking up!

Thanks glam...supplies most welcome....some of the pies seem past the sell-by date..??...but someone will have them!!

Chelsea or any team would be a better bet than Loony FC

Darts /cards or pool? Inside with cue and balls not outside with rubber rings in case of confusion.!

Thats nice!...... refreshing and cool RAIN !

I've found a couple of extra large golfing brollies they can be errected over the hammock to keep off the rain,its throwing it down now be a bit like "swinging in the rain" thats funny even if I say so myself large Brandy please before I say something else daft.

Brandy bottle on the bar for you glam

Thanks so much I need a drink tonight all sorts of funny people in the shop to-day,thought I was on a day out at the funny farm,but things look better through the bottom of a Brandy glass thinking I will have a top up and them toddle off to my zzzz's. cheers

Feel free to take the bottle....as per!

This rain should cool the nutters down for a while....you should be OK next week

Another amazing down pour and the bar looks like a wet-t-shirt contest !!

Funny how the ones that moaned it was "too hot" and we could do with "some rain"...all look like 'drowned rats' !!

Happy days..

I think I need a quick half of bitter to wash the saccharine away, before I have a large G&T!
Then I'm going down to the cellar for some fresh air!
I may be some time.............................

ELLA , "Sugar & Spice ???

....and all things nice..

Too damp for the hammock... too muggy for a log fire....Do not disturb sign on the cellar door. Seem to be at a loose end!
I'll ponder over a pint