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Pete Mon 08-Jul-13 22:17:30

Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....grin

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:10:59

Well I am Nonu !!!!

Ana Thu 25-Jul-13 21:12:34

Why? Is the replacement fireman fireperson a woman? confused

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:19:33

No!!... What goes on in the cellar......stays in the cellar ....you ladees get on with it!

I an expecting a guest ....... smile

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:20:19

an as in am

Nonu Thu 25-Jul-13 21:20:28

You little devil , you Pete .

envy

Ana Thu 25-Jul-13 21:21:21

Not that Lisa again...you know she never turns up, Pete sad

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:23:54

Use it or lose it the fireman shouted to me as they carted him off...... grin

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:36:03

Just had a phone call....... sad

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 21:37:03

Pint please....I'll be on the hammock.

Ana Thu 25-Jul-13 21:39:46

Oh, Pete....not again.

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 22:13:42

Not to worry Ana...no fool like an old fool....and Lisa is no 'spring chicken'.. think I'll set my sights higher..... wink

Ana Thu 25-Jul-13 22:26:51

Quite right too! I hear Sel's rather a tall lady...

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 22:30:42

Think I'll sleep on it..... shock

grin

Sel Thu 25-Jul-13 22:41:04

coooeee petey...cooooeeee

What a tease..asleep again! What was the point of revealing my vaulting prowess?

Harrumph.

Pete Thu 25-Jul-13 23:39:39

grin

glammanana Fri 26-Jul-13 11:21:26

Stood up again hey boss never mind God loves a trier grin I've sorted the menu for to-day there will be two options on the board.

Option 1 Take it

Option 2 Leave it.
any complaints will not be accepted as the chef is always in the right grin
pete I've spoken to the Hollands pie rep and he can do a good discount as long as I am "up-front" with my orders.(wondering if he means off the back of a Liverpool lorry) hmm

Ella46 Fri 26-Jul-13 12:41:14

glamma, Pete's always trying wink

I think the Hollands Pie rep might have been referring to your top shelf display actually! grin

glammanana Fri 26-Jul-13 13:37:37

blush

Pete Fri 26-Jul-13 13:40:53

It's a wonder anything is actually loaded onto a scouse lorry hmm

I'm ok tonight glam as I have a 'sea-food' platter left over from last night with chilled champagne and a dozen oysters.....the candles will do for Christmas! grin

Pie n chips tomorrow!

Nonu Fri 26-Jul-13 13:44:29

be careful with a "left-over" sea food platter , you might get a gippy tummy , get laid up !!

Pete Fri 26-Jul-13 13:56:07

Risk worth taking then...... wink

Nonu Fri 26-Jul-13 14:14:26

Laugh!

Pete Fri 26-Jul-13 19:57:07

Time for a cold pint !!

Pete Fri 26-Jul-13 20:16:08

.....and another...... smile

Ella46 Fri 26-Jul-13 20:18:20

I'd keep glancing over my shoulder if I were you............ hmm

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