can cows moo? Not sure where that came from 
maybe I'm tired!
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Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
Can ducks swim.....
I'll pull my own then...fancy one Pete ? 
Don't be hasty Have another pint.....
I was back for a quick one...now it looks like Im out a job. I thought women were fickle Im better off in bed!
And now it's closing for good? 
Pogs nice to meet you. Is this the only pub around?
No! it was the East Pogs ..... Just tap your heels together,,,and repeat....I must get Pete a pint before the bar closes.....for good! 
Yes....I think I'll take that pint now.
Ditto Fair ........?
iechyd da
The ice cubes are nearly melted....and the coke is a little flat....the Bacardi is OK though!!
Try that ....and come out from behind the curtains...You're NOT the Wizard of OZ.....
Pete
Yep, but I have been lurking behind the curtains in the snug. You know I know my place.
Actually a pint of Bicardi and coke with 4 ice will go down a treat at the moment. Hold the lemon I'm bitter enough. 
. Jealous, moi.
Nite Fair...... Yakky Dar as they say....
Pogs you're pint pot has become dusty ....
Pete must be quite fit maybe I can bring in some male groupies of my own! In off to Bedfordshire! Nos da I chi gyd!
Sounds like a plan......
Think I'll have a pint....things are looking up!....Fancy a quick one Fair before you go? 
Pete
Met your match me thinks.
Fairhair, you will make a brilliant 'pulling partner' for Pete. Watch him though he does have a few groupees.
I could provide a couple of hand written recommendations. How about a try? I could start tomorrow.
Lisa didn't think it was her duty ...
....so a vacancy has appeared for someone.....no CVs required..
Lisa? Was it her job to pull pints for Pete?
I'm still here, Pete - time to visit Specsavers, perhaps?
(Might have been Lisa exiting sharpish...)
A full pint will do... Fair ....drawn or pulled ....as long as you don't forget the head....
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