nellie dear, whatever you do will be okay with me. Yes, we'll have a ceilidh. Our next door neighbour looks fetching in a kilt. May ask him to give us a highland fling! 
Don't mention flings, soop! (Not in nellie's hearing 
)
Nellie is having palpitations ooh a man in a kilt
There you are, nellie. What's better than a man in uniform? A man in a kilt, of course!
Anagram I sense that things may get seriously out of hand. Cannot expect Mr soop to cope alone. nellie needs at least three beefy males to keep her in order. Where should we look for reinforcements? For goodness sake, don't mention any chap in uniform! 
Ooohhhh at least 3 beefy males....would do it
Naughty nellie...
Any volunteers amongst the Granddads?
Anagram...stand well back. I suggest a dis orderly queue.
Donald is a bad influence..he keeps typing things when I am not looking...Down Donald you bad dog
The trouble all started, nellie, with you wearing nothing but that apron and rubber gloves, and Donald sneaking up on you.....
Goodnight!
Today, I'm preparing to paint a wee portrait of a very handsome marmalade cat - who answers to the name of Pepper. Our very own black feral cat - who answers to any name, providing I'm bearing a dish of food, sauntered to the door for three breakfasts, gobbled the lot, washed his whiskers [reluctantly] and disappeared into the depths of the forest.
nellie if you promise not to "grow up", I may well paint a wee portrait of your Donald sometime. After all, he's a dog of distinction
Would that be a 'singed bum' emoticon, nellie?
Might be a "mooning" emoticon nag
How about a crescent mooning,sorted in one
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