ET & RB

nellie would you care to elaborate on your last post? I appreciate that I have had a glass or two but.............................

nellie do you believe everything you read in the papers?

Hi phoenix was refering to whens demise in the greatdog/cat controversy..she as a fugitive was guilty of arson...namely setting Rovers ars on fire she got her comeuppance on a good boy choc drop plantation and was mortally injured licking her bum she fell off the chair and broke her neck...bizzare I know....is that any clearer for you....

and where have all the old thespians gone....the theatre is in darkness...

Grannylin I joined a dance class with four of my friends we where supposed to be learning belly dancing as a way to help us loose weight but we spent to much time in the pub afterwards that it didn't do our weight loss any good

Oxon is when really back ....or is she an imposter,has she had her credentials checked

Clear as mud, nellie , clear as mud................ (Matron, they all gone weird again................)

I think that report wasn't true.....

If she's back she must be innocent - she wouldn't dare otherwise. So there.

We have our exits and our entrances....and this theatre is bloody dark, who put the lights off?

It's an exit for me just now...oh yeah there's the sign...bye folks

Clatter, bang - sorry dropped my gladius down the stairs...whoops...oooh!

Thanks for the vote of confidence Oxon. I was framed! I left a false trail in South America and came back to threaten persuade my witnesses to tell the truth. The cowardy custards have all gone to bed, but they will have to face me tomorrow!

Free the Gransnet One!! She is innocent!!

Just going to do some thumb practise - I will be condemning some witnesses gladiators and lions to their fate in the production and have to get into my role

Oxon are we to believe that you are proclaiming whens innocence over said attack on rovers bum.....notice when is very quiet...nothing to say for herself......

Tee hee....little does she know

when, you may think you've got away with it, but forensic reports are being prepared comparing the scorchmarks on Duncan's bum with your blowtorch! It's only a matter of time....(Official Investigator Hat On)

MATRON!

Of course it was my blowtorch - I complained it was missing. If you find my handcuffs, my betting is the blowtorch will be there as well. I have my suspicions..........

I have to do my own sleuthing as I cannot trust the fuzz investigators - I think they are in on it.

My basset hound has her Sherlock Holmes pipe and hat on and is busily following the trail for me - she will report back at Bonio time

Can I have my medicine now, sister? I'm really tired............

Matron, it's urgent!

(Although I have a feeling that it may be too late..............)

ha ha so you think I have gone to bed...I went downstairs to watch Dennis waterman on piers morgan..hasnt he aged Dennis not piers....talking of detectives perhaps we need a private investigator to track the dastardly when[hmmm]

Not really, nellie - she's already here and blatantly flaunting herself, proclaiming her innocence!

And the relevance to the topic in the opening post is.......................?

Nellie (in the style of mastermind) you have 2 minutes on your specialist subject of deviating from the original subject, starting now.........

I think an identity parade is in order and see if Rover picks the guilty party ,methinks that when is pulling a fast one feigning sickness and demanding medication and playing for the symapthy vote...the plot thickens

I'd give up, if I were you, phoenix! They're all in denial...(especially when)

"And that, M'Lud, appears to be the case for the defence............"

Of whom?

Actually thought what relevance to cleopatra when I was writing ,but did you or did you not ask me to explain and I quote "Nellie would you care to elaborate"...so I did .....but I did ask why the theatre was in darkness and where had all the old thespians gone

Aha! I have the proof - my faithful dog has returned with a blowtorch, handcuffs, half a stilt, a packet of cheese and onion crisps, two tickets for Les Miserables, a pair of men's socks and a half-chewed lamb bone.

What d'ya make of THAT, then????

Retires for the night, wearing a smug look and carrying a cup of horlicks