The great dog/cat controversy

So why did the poor thing run off?

Too many shenanigrans?

It only ran off to eat the lamb it had stolen - don't you remember, jeni?

whitewave Munchausens by Proxy! Sorted [grin} Pub everyone?

Our cat is a one-off. Allows the robin and blackbird to enter his apartment to share his leftovers. Then allows them to leave unharmed. Our cat's expression is one of total contempt. He came from some place one cold, snowy day, was awarded his own wheelie bin hideaway with igloo basket and freshly laundered fleeces. He introduced his mate and her kits to us. They come and go to please themselves. Whenever they look in our direction, we produce a plate of food and clean water. As I said, our cat's expression is unprintable

As for Donald's rear...ask Donald...he's cannier than you think

ITS DUNCAN!!!!

soop thats a classic the answer is staring us in the face like Agatha Christie ''why didnt they ask Evans'',,,,why didnt they ask Donald in the words of Hylda Baker 'e knows yer know

ITS DUNCAN!!!

C'mon soop let's have you back in bed she does get confused

You will notice, whitewave, that I am the only one to get Duncan's name right! [smug emoticon]
Er...I haven't accidentally incriminated myself by that, have I?

Duncan! Whatever happened to Donald? Need to lie down. I've been through a lot lately. Good boy, Duncan...

In the absence of a m'lord I vote for oxon70 as she was the only person who did not attend I shall therefore retire to prepare DUNCAN'S - (note the name) defence as everyone else seems to be against him.

Would someone advise me who is likely to be prosecutor and who are the members of the jury - none nobbled

I think we've already made up our minds, whitewave! How was your burnt dinner?

Am now confused are there two canines with scorched backsides who is Duncan is he Donalds friend ..did Duncan set fire to Donald cos he pinched the lamb or is Duncan the lamb

I object your honour I am innocent of any guilt as I was only mentioned by name by soop[my singing partner] I did not attend I have an alibi,I had a previous engagement...so therefore I ask you to consider MY innocence along with oxon I rest my case m'ludy

No silly the lamb was larry.
Look at grandads shed!

Anagram (thumbs up emoticon)

I am STILL not here and what's more I'm going away!

I can provide an alibi for everyone at a cost of one box of chocs

was Larry in fact the arsonist lurking in grandads shed,and is feeling rather sheepish...am now going to investgate grandads shed...back in a mo

These proceedings are descending into farce! I object! How can whitewave have a fair trial when everyone's against her?

Quick! Someone follow nellie - she'll be hiding the evidence. I still haven''t got my blowtorch back!

Farce??? You must be mistaken - this is turning into a perfect court room drama!

Everyone?

May I point out that all the witnesses were pissed drunk, the culprit/victim has vanished and we have absolutley no evidence?