The great dog/cat controversy

No way, when! We need someone Who Wasn't There!

I think we ought to have a vote - I vote dog

Hang on!
I'm the one who has taken the judicial oath!

Yes but for someone who can't even get the poor dog's name right --well?!

Any way, I vote cat. They always look as if they know it all!

You would convict us all jeni if the truth didn't come out! I feel safer with the dog (I have liver pieces in my pocket!)

when I rest my case...

I think cats only look as if they know it all they actually know nothing

What?????

That was to Ariadne. I agree cats know nothing

So we are all agreed then except our potential judge that it won't be a cat for judge. any other ideas? Dunc hates liver - he's just toddled off for his evening constitutional with his poor singed bum it is tragic

I have suggested on another thread just cant remember where Rover may have self ignited....cant resist this pun ''arson fire'' had he sniffed round any open cans of beans the scouts brought for their breakfast

Ouch![pained emoticon]

one more worrying thing that I would like to bring to your attention is the fact that our potential judge does seem to imbibe a lot of virtual wine - does anyone know if she has a problem?

Where do you think the saying 'as sober as a judge ' comes from?
Who are you talking about anyway? We all drink

Think it may be medicinal as she is a medical lady and she is self medicating......but living in virtual glasshouse dont like to throw stonesxx

I'm not a judge I'm the 'medically qualified panel member' but we still have to take an oath to administer justice without fear or favour!

Well clearly "sober as a judge" only applies to some of us

not saying who I am talking about it doesn't do to gossip

I wasn't there - and I'm NOT HERE now either, i'm just lurking and giggling.

Cats know everything but they never tell

Will someone ensure that conversation remains at the same sensible and intellectual level as I have to ensure that I don't burn tonights supper Thanks speak soon

I don't want to cast aspersions on someone who has 'left the room', but in view of whitewave's admitted tendency to burn things....need I say more?

I am AlWAYS sensible and intellectual. Who are you casting nasturtiums at?

cats always look as though they have c*****d in some one elses garden/patio pot and it is a guilty secret for you to find.

I think you have a valid point there counsel!
But we still have to prove why, and how!

I have taken the oath for the Offical Secrets Act and been vetted , so I must be right when I say the dog was not singed at all - it was a insurance scam.