The great dog/cat controversy

Sorry have I missed something?

Well Ocifer it was like this errrrrrr......... hang on I will have to ask when

Barow I think someone is trying to besmirch my name, just because I was in charge of a blowtorch at the virtual Glastonbury party, and I mistakenly singed a bush and soop's crutch

However, I am a cat dog lover and would never do such harm. I believe the dog is to blame for parking his backside on the barbeque [grin}

Further to that......no comment!

Oh dear...I've just read that and it comes across as an attempt to set light to soop's naughty bits - sorreeeee!

Ah now I see - I was able to make the virtual Glastonbury party - I was busy sorting my underwear drawer!

As for which is best cats or dogs - well the obvious answer is cats! You have a dog and you feed it and take care of its needs and in return it will guard you, play with you and do tricks. A cat gets all the same food and attention and doesn't do anything in return - yep cats are definitely more intelligent!! I want to be a cat in my next life

Sorry that first line should have read that I WASNT able to make the virtual party - oh dear now I am developing dyslexic fingers

I don't want a pet that has a higher IQ than me! My stubborn basset hound is enough of a challenge!

Yes, me too Barrow a cat in a good home, definitely.

jeni, it seems the only one debating the question of Duncan's singed backside is you! I, of course, can't remember would not point the finger at anyone. But he was shuffling about quite a lot on his bum. Perhaps he thought the fire would stop it itching?

Now you've put the dog cat among the pigeons Anagram! Are you suggesting *whitewave's dog has not been wormed?

Tee hee.....

when - yes, the same naughty thought crossed my mind. Crutch is so like crotch and..................

Well, it would let you off the hook, when!

So it's not the same dog that was my pillow at the the virtial party we had at the King's House Hotel in Glen Thingummybob in the depths of winter?

What ever has soop been up to now to make everyone start mentioning crutches in place of..... well, really!

And the dog's bum? Do dog's have cr*tches?

was the person responsible for burning Rovers bum the one who was singing ''Burning ring of fire'' ...who was getting down and dirty with a funguy!!....who was guilty of rubbing two boy scouts together to produce fire.......we need another party as I missed this one

Bags the so-called dog was your old fur hat...surely you've not forgotten! Do hope Mr D.M. hasn't any top-drawer private patients on GN. Otherwise, he may scold me when I go for my check-up.

nellie is right - discover who sang 'Burning ring of fire...' that's who torched the dog as she was lighting my spliff.

Ooohh! This is turning into an criminal investigation.

Bags I thought you were leaning on my damp, warm dog when we had that afternoon teaparty in the hotel?

That's what I thought, when! But soop has different ideas (what's new?). So whose dog is Scorched Donald?

At that party in the hotel, someone was under the table snuggled up to the dog. Now, I'm not accusing anyone, but who, I ask you, usually ends up under tables????

I feel you should all feel sorry for this poor helpless much maligned animal
First he is accused of being a cat
Then sheep stealing
Then running off with barbeque
And lastly, setting fire to himself!
It shouldn't happen to dog!

when right again! Your memory serves you well. As soon as you mentioned damp, warm dog...
However, it was the old moth-eaten fur hat that Bags arrived in that was singed...it didn't 'alf pong...

.....er - is it Annobel who ends up under the table? (what do I know - I just know it's NEVER been me)

SShh!! That old thing was DH's favourite muskrat ushanka! He hasn't noticed yet. I'm trying to patch it up when he's not looking ready for next winter.

I've just got back from lunch with a friend and what a relief to see that at long last Duncan will get some justice. However I do think some of evidence is prejudiced before we start. Who is the judge?

We need someone unbiased. I'll do it!!