Evening all, well, what it says in the title, really 
For some reason the remote control has gone on strike, have tried changing the batteries, given it a shake and a damn good talking to, but to no avail.
Starting to get a tad miffed now, actually change that to mightily pissed off, especially as we only have 1 television!
Yes, I know, it's a first world problem.
From sinner to saint, quits a transformation.
keep away from all pubs this coming wednesday
“We start school too early in the UK!”
Govt announces Ukrainian style scheme to bring thousands more migrants to UK



and is now back in charge of the TV. 