April 22nd Limerick (July '21 & July'23 AND....)

So we've started all fresh with style
New rhymes will surly make us smile

So we’ve started all fresh with style
New rhymes will surely make us smile
We’ll all do our best

So we’ve started all fresh with style
New rhymes will surely make us smile
We’ll all do our best
Without getting stressed

So we've started all fresh with style
New rhymes will surely make us smile
We'll do our best
Without getting stressed
To keep it clean, write nothing vile

So, what will the subject be now?

So,what will the subject be now?
Perhaps wee tale of a cow ?

So, what will the subject be now?
Perhaps a wee tale of a cow?
How it lost its”Moo,”

So what will the subject be now?
Perhaps a wee tale of a cow ?
How it lost its " Moo"
Sounds more like a Coo

So what will the subject be now?
Perhaps a wee tale of a cow ?
How it lost its " Moo"
Sounds more like a Coo
Concerned, that made me mop my brow

Go to the farmer and tell her?

Go to the farmer and tell her?
The animals found her liquor!

Go to the farmer and tell her?
The animals found her liquor!
They're drunk as a newt

Go to the farmer and tell her?
The animals found her liquor!
Each one took a swig

Go to the farmer and tell her?
The animals found her liquor!
Each one took a swig
The cows, sheep and pig

Go to the farmer and tell her?
The animals found her liquor!
Each one took a swig
The cows, sheep and pig
Which just made them sicker and bicker

Hangovers as a sheep is so rare

correct

Hangovers as a sheep are so rare

Hangovers as a sheep are so rare
And they need very special care

Hangovers as a sheep are so rare
And they need very special care
Don't send for the vet

Hangovers for sheep are so rate
And they need very special care
Don't send for the vet
She'll recover I bet

Hangovers for sheep are so rate
And they need very special care
Don't send for the vet
She'll recover I bet
And no more whisky by the crate

Their poor little lambs couldn't bounce

Their poor little lambs couldn't bounce
Instead they walk with a big flounce

Their poor little lambs couldn't bounce
Instead they walk with a big flounce
On tiny tippy toes

Their poor little lambs couldn't bounce
Instead they walk with a big flounce
On tiny tippy toes
Which cause them some woes

Their poor little lambs couldn't bounce
Instead they walk with a big flounce
On tiny tippy toes
Which cause them some woes,
But they still gain weight by the ounce.

Then off to the market they go

Then off to the market they go
Will they return? The answer's no

Then off to the market they go
Will they return? The answers no
Oh that's a sad theme