April 22nd Limerick (July '21 & July'23 AND....)

Her dad taught her how to brew beer
Popular at uni I hear

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails
With garlic and butter
'So French' she would utter
While drinking her home brewed ales

Her dad taught her how to brew beer

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails
With garlic and butter
'So French' she would utter

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails
With garlic and butter

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car
Each night to a bar
Then sat all alone on a stool

She had a friend who lived in Wales
Whose favourite food was cooked snails

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car
Each night to a bar
Then sat all alone on a stool

She had a friend who lived in Wales

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car
Each night to a bar

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was "cool"
She drove a red car

There once was a woman from Poole
Whose neighbours all thought she was “cool”

No response to the above so how about this one;

There once was a woman from Poole

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink
Then poured another
Large gin. Oh brother!
Said Cheers! as the glasses went "clink"

I want England to win the World Cup

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink
The poured another
Large gin. Oh brother!

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink
Then poured another

I must admit I like a drink
She said with a nod and a wink

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak
And tell me when he needs a leak
We could go for walks
Have lovely long talks
Tells me off when of booze I reek.

I must admit I like a drink

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak
And tell me when he needs a leak
We could go for walks
Have lovely long talks

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak
And tell me when he needs a leaks
We could go out for walks

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak
And tell me when he needs a leak

My poor dog is looking so sad
What is it that makes him feel bad?
He's lost his new lead
A mishap indeed
He sure is a sorrowful lad

Sometimes I wish my dog could speak

My dog is looking so sad
What is it that makes him feel bad?
He’s lost his new lead
A mishap indeed

My dog is looking so sad
What is it that makes him feel bad?
He's lost his new lead

My poor dog is looking so sad
What is it that’s makes him feel bad?

I hope to get away this year
Somewhere warm and the water's clear
Bring out the sunscreen
I'm the sunbathing queen
On my lounger with a cold beer

My poor dog is looking so sad

I hope to get away this year
Somewhere warm and the water's clear
Bring out the sunscreen
I'm the sunbathing Queen

I hope to get away this year
Somewhere warm and the water’s clear
Bring out the sunscreen