Limericks 18 (cont'd)

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise
From those rowdy boys

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise
From those rowdy boys
Must get some which fit in my lugs.

The bright lights are dazzling me too

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe
I seem to be lost!

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe
I seem to be lost!
This is too high a cost

The bright lights are dazzling me too
I can't see which way to canoe
I seem to be lost!
This is too high a cost
Just for an exciting thing to do!

I might try learning to sail

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?
Perhaps shallow water?

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?
Perhaps shallow water?
Will mean that I ought'er

I might try learning to sail
Will my fear of water prevail?
Perhaps shallow water?
Will mean that I ought'er
Take two buckets and a pail.

I think I have two in the shed

I think I have two in the shed
Along with the red painted sled

I think I have two in the shed
Along with a sled painted red
Nails and a hammer

I think I have two in the shed
Along with a sled painted red
Nails and a hammer,
Tequila Slammer,

think I have two in the shed
Along with a sled painted red
Nails and a hammer,
Tequila Slammer,
And an emergency camp bed

Boy scouts can erect a tent well

Boy scouts can erect a tent well
Whenever I built one it fell

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle
It was a fiddle

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle
It was a fiddle
I think it's poles were all bent.

So I took to recycling

Boy scouts can erect a tent
Whenever I built one it fell
Sagged in the middle
It was a fiddle
So, to ‘recycle’, it was sent

I’ll stick to my favourite B&B

I’ll stick to my favourite B&B
Though it has a occasional flea

I'll stick to my favourite B&B
Though it has an occasional flea
The food is great

I'll stick to my favourite B&B
Though it has an occasional flea
The foods really great
You clean your own plate

I'll stick yo my favourite B&B
Though it has an occasional flea
The food's really great
You clean your own plate
By rinsing it off in the sea.

I'm a little restless of late

I'm a little restless of late
My heart beats at a rapid rate