If you go down to the woods today........

I assume the wedding rings were on their fingers?

Calendargirl

I assume the wedding rings were on their fingers?

🤣
I assume this is a pretty secluded beach, for good reason??
Am afraid this is also a problem on Hampstead heath.

Sounds like she had a pretty close look 🤪🤪🤪

Well, the song does say " You're sure of a big surprise.."

Chocolatelovinggran

Well, the song does say " You're sure of a big surprise.."

Hahaha!

Well, I hope they were wearing sunscreen! 🥵

Where exactly is this wood? 🤭🤭

I remember being on a narrow boat on a very quiet stretch of the River Avon when we passed two men doing something very naughty in the bushes!
It was like a Monty Python sketch. They were both facing the river and didn't move as we waved and passed slowly by...

Oooh I say!

I'm a bit puzzled by the mention of wedding rings - what is the significance?

Wedding rings? Was she using binoculars?

"Watch them, catch them unawares ..."

I live close to the River Avon and I have not seen anything like that!! 😆

There are many Avons in this country. This was a particularly quiet stretch between Wyre Piddle and Tewkesbury!

“Wyre Piddle”!

That explains why they had their little willies out then!

Kittylester, why do you want to know??

Granny, you can't be looking in the right places