If you go down to the woods today........

Granny, you can't be looking in the right places

Kittylester, why do you want to know??

“Wyre Piddle”!

That explains why they had their little willies out then!

There are many Avons in this country. This was a particularly quiet stretch between Wyre Piddle and Tewkesbury!

I live close to the River Avon and I have not seen anything like that!! 😆

"Watch them, catch them unawares ..."

Wedding rings? Was she using binoculars?

I'm a bit puzzled by the mention of wedding rings - what is the significance?

Oooh I say!

I remember being on a narrow boat on a very quiet stretch of the River Avon when we passed two men doing something very naughty in the bushes!
It was like a Monty Python sketch. They were both facing the river and didn't move as we waved and passed slowly by...

Where exactly is this wood? 🤭🤭

Well, I hope they were wearing sunscreen! 🥵

Chocolatelovinggran

Well, the song does say " You're sure of a big surprise.."

Hahaha!

Well, the song does say " You're sure of a big surprise.."

Sounds like she had a pretty close look 🤪🤪🤪

Calendargirl

I assume the wedding rings were on their fingers?

🤣
I assume this is a pretty secluded beach, for good reason??
Am afraid this is also a problem on Hampstead heath.

I assume the wedding rings were on their fingers?