going through my bedroom cupboards today I found a multi pack of M+S knickers, unopened. gleaming white and pristine. when I took them out of the packet and put them in my knicker drawer, I realised how grey and grotty my old knickers were. so I binned them. then I got to thinking how wonderful new underwear is. and how it's a pleasure to wear brand new underwear, putting a spring in my step and not caring if I get knocked down by a bus, cos not only is my underwear clean, it is also non saggy and beautifully white.
I just love new knickers. is it just me?
A new definition of what constitutes British
Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)



