My vet was called Dr Bird...

We had a dentist called Mr Gagg!

My haemotologist is called Dr. Leach.

I had a family planning doctor called Seaman (semen)!

In Victoria Road Darlington in the 70's there was Mr Pett (the vet), Mr Dent (the dentist) and Mr Pigg (the pork butcher). All true names as far as I am aware.
I also knew a signing teacher (of the deaf) called Mrs Speake.

my husband's shoemaker was called Mr. Clogg.

I knew a WPC Copping. She did get a little fed up of the obvious comments.

I worked with Mr Crook the assistant bank manager, and had my back tweaked by Mr Bone the osteopath!

Oh, and I forgot .... when I had a gut problem and had to have a camera put up, the consultant was Dr Backholer! You couldn't make it up

There was an excellent physiotherapist in Leicester (who was blind) and was called John Thomas- always a cause for some hilarity with our sporty friends.

Our town used to have a dentist called Dr. L'tooth and DD had a teacher called Mr Meaning

We once had a neighbour called John Thomas granjura

I worked with a doctor who was massively into keeping bees. He used to talk to everyone about it. His name was Dr Flowerdew.

My science teachers at school were called Mr Bottle and Miss Air.

I had a dentist called Mr. Pain closely followed by Mr. Howell.

A friend's dentist was called Mr Savage.

Our village butcher's was owned by the Calver brothers.

I worked with one nurse called Nightingale and another called Death.

My cousin married a man whose surname was Ricketts when they had a son they called him Scott - no-one seemed to see it but me.

There are/were 2 dentists in Oakham called Dentith and Dentith and I think their daughter also became a dentist.

Mr Skelton was the caretaker of our local cemetery

Posted earlier about the Dentith and Dentith team kitty- but it vanished somehow.

Our vet here is called M. Lalla- which we all find funny as our DD2's dachsie, Slinky, loves him to bits. DD2 has always been called Autie Lalla, by our GCs.

OH has a very large primary school teacher called Mrs Vast.

In Stoke, DD1was born under Mr Clubb- always a joke in Staffs circles with the pregnant ladies, to be under Mr Clubb.

I don't get the Ricketts one...

A while ago our local Thompson Directory listed a Dr Pain and a Dr Coffin. I know someone whose maiden name was Hunter and her married name is Fox. She should have gone double-barrelled.

Ana say it out loud quickly

When I was a child the plumber was Mr Leak and there was an undertaker called Boddy.

Our Biology teacher at school was Doctor White. You can imagine the giggling from his teenage pupils.