Heading out to collect dgd from school so picked up car keys/phone/purse/cardi, left the house and turned to lock the door. It was only then I noticed that I didn't have any shoes on. Glanced around furtively to see if any of the neighbours had spotted me and shot back in for the shoes. Take 2 - managed to get as far as the car this time and then wondered why it wouldn't open. I was trying to unlock it with my mobile. Not the best of days!
Mummy removed from museum due to lack of consent!
The next James Bond - who is your vote for?
Remember when diapers were CLOTH?





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