Fancy writing a group limerick ?

Who pricked her little finger with holly.

She bled on the keyboard.

(Please make it a rule that it scans...)

Said 'Holly's a sharp sword'

And time on the forum is folly.

"I am caught out red-handed, by golly"

(It might be fairer if one person didn't contribute two lines consecutively - unless there's a significant timelapse...)

Excellent first attempt now for our next one.

There was a politician named Farage.

Who was pootling about in his garage

I do apologise Ana. But then I wouldn't dream of criticising someone's scansion.

I'll bow out now.

I didn't criticise anyone's scansion. I said I hoped it would be a rule.
I wouldn't dream of taking over a thread, either.

He saiid 'the Ecco doesn't do it for me'

I typed EC!

But I do like the London barrage!

Very good Galen

Gransnet is a wonderful thing...

Is that ther first line of the next one papao or are you just ruminating?

There once was a grandparents forum

Where members behave with decorum

But one gran rebelled

she screamed and she yelled

It's no good! We don't have a quorum!

A feisty old grandma called Nora